Quote Post #20

[damned_quotes]

"Must have cigarette
O sweet poison stick of death
Me love you long time"
-Badou (cigarettes_plz) [here]
Submitted Three Times!




Scar sighed in response, becoming slightly irritated by the other man's presumptions. Sarcasm obviously wasn't the way to deal with people like this. "Brook." Scar began calmly. "Are you familiar with the term sarcasm?"

A small pause. "If not, may I suggest to, I don't know, consider looking it up?"

"Mm? Sarcasm? I know what that is! Yohohohoho!" Of course, knowing something and recognizing it were two different things entirely.
-Scar (longlivetehking) & Brook (promisedawhale) [here]




"It was ah... a really really bad night for me. I lost my temper."

He could hear Hallelujah laughing in the back of his head at the pathetic excuse for an explanation. Well, what else was he expecting Allelujah to say? 'Oh sorry, it was my sadistic, borderline psychotic other personality who was in a bitchy mood'? Yeah. He could see that one going over really well.
- Allelujah Haptism (tender_cruelty) [here]
Submitted Twice!




Allelujah shook his hand, glad to have cleared things up a little. "Allelujah."

Well Badou didn't think the handshake was that amazing, but the alternative was just...what.

"...Seriously? That's your name?" He tried not to sound too amused, meaning he sounded amused and on the verge of laughter. What kind of mother named their child Allelujah? He could understand being happy to have ten pounds of screaming baby out of your uterus, but that wasn't a reason to punish the kid.

- Allelujah (tender_cruelty) and Badou (cigarettes_plz) [here]




Really, why was it that the cheeriest people in the world gravitated towards him? Did he have a big sign on his head that said, "Annoyingly cheerful people, please poke me?"

-Hitsugaya (whiteychan) [here]




"Hang on a second, I need to go get some extra cutlery to stab you with if we're going to fight."
-Badou (cigarettes_plz) [here]




"Don't be too worried if she doesn't show up here. Alkaid can't see the bulletin board over her boobs."
-Badou (cigarettes_plz) [here]





Then Haine flopped down beside him, and Badou grabbed his shirt from the side. "...What the hell, were you taking a constipated shit in the back of the building or something? What took you so long? Of course they let me smoke. I'm trying to cut back. I'm the fucking spokes model for nicotine patches the size of your leather daddy." Badou gave him a shake - or did the best he could. "For the love of jesus fucking mary christ on a sandwich it's been four days did you bring any smokes?"
-Badou Nails (cigarettes_plz) [here]
Submitted Twice!




Did he remember? Was this all just some kind of act to tell him that Cliff would be waiting outside at midnight with a flamethrower?
- Kudoh Yohji (never_learns) [here]




What did he look like, some sort of origami master? Gotta Fold 'Em All?
-Hikaru (totallytheseme) [here]




She righted herself and, from behind dark lenses, he took in the sight. Face was ok. Breasts were goddamn impressive. Admittedly that was why he hadn't had time to give the face a proper evaluation. Just because he wasn't the sort to try and touch (unlike a certain partner of his who shall remain un-named) didn't mean he wasn't gonna look. And, more often than not, he got away with it.
-Rude (silent_shades) [here]




"Oh." So that was his name? His mother must have hated him.
-Sheena (mizuhomaiden) [here]




"You look like an idiot."
-Zabuza (be_my_tool) [here]





Visiting is a pain in the ass? Visiting is a pain in the ass? Badou did not like where this conversation was going.

He also didn't like that, upon further inspection, it was obvious that Haine wasn't wearing his guns. Or carrying them. Or hiding them (let alone anything wider than a quarter) in his outfit.

What was this shitfuckery.

"They let you walk in here with whatever you want if you shoot them in the face. Haine, what the hell. This isn't funny. Only my shirt is smiling."
-Badou (cigarettes_plz) [here]




"You never tried to kill me, C ... Johnny."

She paused for a second.

"Besides, if you did, I'd ram your paintbrush through both eye sockets and give you the trendiest piercing in the entire fucking country."
- Devi (damned_visitors) [here]




Whatever the institute decided to throw at him, he'd resolved as he sulked with bad grace in a chair, wasn't going to work. Mindfucks were his bread and butter(more accurately, his ambrosia); trying these techniques on him was like trying to poison a cobra with its own venom.
-Schuldig (k4t4str0ph4l) [here]




There once was a bulletin board
That all of the patients adored
But the Haiku were sad
It made me feel bad
This is what happens when emos are bored
-Kaoru Hitachiin (hangenki) [here]




Okita smiled wide and reached out, taking Badou's hand and shaking it decisively. That was how Westerners sealed deals, right? Come to think of it, Westerners liked to touch each other a lot - making deals, saying hello, saying goodbye. It was probably because their waistcoats made it too hard to bow.
- Okita Souji (notachick) [here]




"B-BUT THAT MAKES YOU A PEDOPHILE OR SOMETHING, DOESN'T IT?!!" Naruto asked, not lowering his voice at all. He really hoped he wouldn't take that side of Jiraiya to him as he got older. He was smart enough to know Jiraiya usually wasn't interested in young girls, so this Orihime girl probably looked older than her age.

Though the fact that he'd said she was 'built like Tsunade' only made it worse. She'd probably just had a large chest, and it'd been all Jiraiya had looked at.
- Naruto (whirlingwinds) [here]




"Yeah, like you didn't give people the wrong idea posting in letters three feet tall that you need me tonight. I figured if we're going to joke around we better go all out! That's all!"

"It had to be tall enough for you to see it over your boobs. If I wanted something else I'd just write something like 'Alkaid, let's have hot wild animal sex in my bed tonight.'"
- Alkaid (constellates) and Badou (cigarettes_plz) [here]
Submitted Twice!



"Not that I was the intended target, but I congratulate you on an optimal use of blinding the hell out of me."
-Luxourd (clockmongler) [here]




"It is simultaneously aesthetically disturbing and strangely fascinating."

"Glitter has that effect on people."

"Yes. So does an acid trip."
-Anya (wishescankill) & Badou (cigarettes_plz) [here]




"You were dropping some serious eaves there," Hikaru told the skeezy guy blandly, eyebrow raised. "What's it to you if we were? We've never seen you before, and we know Tamaki's friends here. You're not helping yourself in the 'No, actually, I'm not a pervert with a jailbait twin fetish' department." He grinned. "Unless that's what you're going for."
- Hikaru (totallytheseme) [here]




"When he finally did find Schuldig, it was obvious that something definitely had happened. It bloody well better not have been Artemis' fault. Probably not. Artemis was clumsy and inept and prone to very inappropriate outbursts, but he wasn't good--or bad--enough to mess Schuldig up like this. So Farfarello made sure not to have too much aggression in his body language as he stalked over to the two of them. You know, just a moderate amount, because 'in a hurry' and 'coming to kill you' actually looked much the same with Farfarello. Occasionally this led to hilarious misunderstandings."
- Farfarello (jei), [here]
Submitted Twice!




c'n you remove my brain? I think it's full.
- Hitsugaya (whiteychan) [here]




Hitsugaya closed his eyes again and rested against Momo. For once he was entirely and totally relaxed, though admittedly the voice in the back of his head still tried to scream from through the gag and the closet door it had been stuck behind. It was nice, it was good. His stomach even settled, no longer threatening to embarrass him further with another show in front of everyone in the sun room.

"What choice do I have?" Hitsugaya said. "I love you."


Wait...what?
-Hitsugaya (whiteychan) [here]




He almost wished Mr. Radio would revive himself like the savior everyone else thought he was and get back into Landel's bed so the imbecile would shut up.
- Luxord (clockmongler) [here]




Whether the work was unfinished, indicative of some kind of bizarre fetish, or just crappy, Kaiji had yet to determine. It really wasn't every day that he saw a model of a vaguely unsettling headless person-like figure sitting around so casually. The least its maker could have done was crumple it up to put it out of its misery or just give the little person a damn head.
-Kaiji (missedfortunes) [here]





"The clinic's probably going to be really surprised that someone who looks so young is already a really talented doctor..." Teasing Chopper by complimenting him was too easy, but it was also irresistible.

"I said 'shut up', you bastard!" he said, his grin widening.
-Usopp (usoppsenchou) & Chopper (tonytonydoctor) [here]



"He doesn't just SOUND like him. Look. Tall. Lean. Glasses. Air of superiority. NO sense of humour. Immediate understanding of who 'Milord' is. Hikaru.... What if this is future!Kyouya?"
-Kaoru (hangeki) [here]




He had glitter. Someone had given him glitter.

In thirty minutes time, Nursey McNursingson would vow that he would never get his hands on the substance ever again.

It was a misconception to some that the Gambler was materialistic or greedy. Truth be told, Luxord cared little for the monetary value of items--it had little use to him as a Nobody and, when it came down to gambling, it only mattered if the opponent was hurt by the loss. No, Luxord was simply a magpie; if it were bright, colorful, or interesting enough (it didn't even have to be beautiful or anything of the sort. Just interesting), chances were good he would take it and find some pleasure in it.

Glitter? Happened to be three out of three in that criteria. It sparkled, was multicolored, and could be used to annoy, please, and injure people by simply tossing it into the air.

Needless to say, he was curious if anything else could be stolen of interest in the Arts and Crafts room, leading to the Nobody venturing there when given the chance.

Once inside, the blond promptly poured a little glitter out of the bag and into his palm, tossing the stuff behind his shoulder with a flourish. It seemed Nursey was of the 'not-amused' catagory.
-Luxourd (clockmongler) [here]




His gaze traveled lower as if drawn by some undeniable force that was certainly not Haine's leather-clad ass. At least something here made sense. Conscious of the very real possibility of losing an entire pack of smokes, Badou kept his voice low enough for the two of them. "Either that's a square lump of ass cancer or you brought me smokes, Haine-chan."
---
Haine was obviously just not awesome enough to understand Badou's keen senses. He could sense every pack of smokes within three miles of his person at any given moment just by virtue of being Badou fucking Nails.

...Ok that was shit. But he could smoke them all, anyway.

Badou debated with himself. Put his hand in the vicinity of Haine's ass, or try talking him into passing them over nicely? Which was more likely to succeed? "Can you even get cancer? You can have my cactus and we'll call it even. I think it needs to be watered by now anyway."
-Badou (cigarettes_plz) [here]




"O-OK..." Well, this was just a practice session, right? Naminé was not directing those words at anyone, so it was OK if she said them, right? It seemed like Alita really wanted her to as well, like it would be beneficial to her.

She wasn't sure what mere words would accomplish, but ... Naminé took a deep breath, feeling a little silly for her to take so long just to say two little words.

"... F-Fuck off!"

-- Naminé (angels_inflight) [here]