Quote Post #2

[damned_quotes]

That time again. And look, I'm not late! Also, decided to tag quote entries with the characters who spoke the quote, so they can be looked up that way. ^.^


"Who needs luck when you have skill and napalm?" - Schuldig (k4t4str0ph4l) [here]


"Quick!" He started urgently. "Let's take our shirts off and kiss!" - Axel (bond_off_lame) [here]


"Are you certain you need to teach him? He has such a magnificent bone structure!" -Adelheid (to Tamaki about Ed) (grosse_sklaven) [here]


"Worry not, Master, my pants are still on." - Alucard (madvampireking) [thread]


Yohji: Imagine a dark room with throbbing music and the smell of stale beer and vomit. Throw in thrity or more horny/depressed/drunk as all hell guys and you might be getting somewhere close to the idea.
Cliff: Hey, it's like reliving my teenage years.
Yohji: Yeah. Same here. But with the bad bits removed.
Cliff: Like that one back alley.
Yohji: Wow. You too, huh?
Cliff: Twice. Just don't ask.
Yohji: You don't ask, I won't either.
- Cliff (gotahunch) and Yohji (never_learns) [here]


Two giants and a chick? This was what he was supposed to be allied with? - Kimbley (crimson_handed) [thread]


"I really need to kill something. All this lack of dead things is making me cranky." - Farfarello (jei) [here]


"'But... but... girls are weird!' he said earnestly. 'They get mad at you for things you don't even know you've done and then next thing you know, they're trying to whack you with a wrench!'" - Ed (lost_metal) [here]


"Slap'd 'im with your chicken arms. Your fault."
"Chicken arms? That makes no sense. Idiot."
"Does so. You taste like chicken."
- Kurikara (hotlittledragon) and Hiei (deathbymidget) [here]