Quote Post #31

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"Alleeeeeeeelujah!" He was going to add move your tender ass faster but prayers worked too since he was too busy crashing into the broken glass on the floor to finish. His left arm went numb with the impact and glass shards smashed into his side but he still refused to let the stool go. He was just an asshole like that. An asshole who was probably going to die in less than a second unless Alle came through. He was so fucking doomed.

He grinned, "'s mine motherfucker. Learn to ask nicely."

- Badou (cigarettes_plz) [here]

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If the situation hadn't been quite so dire, Allelujah would have found Badou's ranting and raving rather amusing. He certainly had a way with words, even if the majority of those words were unsuitable for polite society.

- Allelujah (tender_cruelty) {here]

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“Ma’am, zere has been a mistake. My name is not… Wictor.”

“Victor,” she corrected.

“…Wvictor.”

“Vic-tor.”

Chekov muttered something unintelligible in Russian. “Just tell me where I am and let me report to my commanding officers—zey will straighten zis out.”

- Chekov (sewenteen_sir) [here]

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If there was one thing Matt didn't expect to happen that morning, it was having L right up in his face. (Perhaps whoever had cleaned up the zombie mess from the night before had left one behind...)

- Matt (whohitreset) [here]

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"No one ever expects an abacus."

- Okita Souji (notachick) [here]

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It was a good thing he didn't have an adopted nephew or anything to spoil rotten by doting on him like...would that make him an uncle whale? Did uncle whales dote or just kind of lay around in the water being like WHALES FUCK YEAH?

- Badou (cigarettes_plz) [here]

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"Megatron-

Apologies. I seem to have damaged Lugnut.

-Recluse"

- Recluse (tartaros_avatar) [here]

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"Priscilla, the zombie killing post is not your harem."

"Don't blame me."

- Badou (cigarettes_plz) and Luxord (clockmongler) [here]

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[strikeouts neatly torn off the top of the sheet before posting]

Eugenics Wars? KHAAAAAN?

1988, heard of WWI and WWII and the Cold War. "Brush Wars" sounds like a nice victor's whitewash for 'Nam and Korea and all those little Southeast Asian squabbles Americans can't tell apart with a concordance, a map, and a Catholic-school nun teaching history with a ruler. Add Iran/Iraq, Israel/Palestine, Chad, Libya -- pretty much the whole damn Middle East. Really, the entire fucking world, most of the time. But if your Earth's anything like mine, that shouldn't be a surprise.

- Sangamon Taylor (toxicspiderman) [here]

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"That would be me, Van Damme." She took another bite off her muffin. "So, how's life been treating you, Van Damme?" She took a sip of juice. "Is your father bald yet, Van Damme? Did you run away during the zombie attacks, Van Damme?"

- (Gintama) Kagura (16hitmagnum) [here]

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"(X,Y) = (0,0)
Let α = fLandel[Institutionalized Integration]
Let β = fLandel[Terabytes of Terror]
β+.5h < t < β+1.5h

Incompletes will be destroyed!"

"What does that even mean?"

- Sho (number_crunch) & Razputin (razmaspaz) [here]
(submitted twice)

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"BEST ZOMBIE KILLS

Because that's what zombies are all about. If you didn't actually do anything cool, lie like your balls are depending on it. Remember kids, creativity is its own reward.

Example:

I nominate Alle for using pressurized beer to make the motherfucker's head explode."

- Badou (cigarettes_plz) [here]

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"I EXPLODED A CAR IN THAT FLAMING FRACTAL'S FACE!"

"Just one? +5 bonus for property damage. You'd get more if you dived out of the car at the last second laughing maniacally."

- Sho (number_crunch) & Badou (cigarettes_plz) [here]

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"Oh, look, it's the uncomfortable truth game. That's my favorite."

"[That drawing has been taken down.]
How... could you even draw such a thing? It's so mean... "

"I agree. I think murder is mean, too. To put it lightly.
You're right, though, that was gory. Let me draw you doing something sweet and nurturing.
[the next drawing has been securely adhered to Feenie-bear]"


[The picture has been edited. It now looks like this:]

Oh, Feenie! I knew you still had such a kind heart!♥

"Aww, that's cute, even though you're not together--Eh?! You mean, he's here?"

"Yes, he's here."

"Oh...maybe both of you can get back together, if you still have feelings for each other. It'll heal the pain in your heart if he is your special someone. Some say that if two people who love each other are in a dangerous situation, it'll strengthen the bond. <=) "

"I uh . - this isn't why do kids keep telling me
Don't worry about us, really. She had to move away, and I think I'm allergic to love pie."

- Phoenix (pleading_ngri), Dahlia (dahliahasthorns), and later Chise (cryingweapon) [here]

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"...WHAT THE HELL IS THAT.

I don't have split ends, you asshole."

- Alkaid (constellates) & Badou (cigarettes_plz) [here]