Quote Post #33
Oct. 1st, 2009 04:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
damned_quotes24.
The original bulletin board was among those casualties.
Goodnight, sweet prince.
- Luxord (
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clockmongler) [here]"Based on the small collection of notes on the bulletin, it was obvious something significant had occurred the night before. Something...less-than-savory to a decent human being. And Kristoph, as he missed out on these events and was quite the opposite of a decent human being, needed all the details."
- Kristoph Gavin (
dasgift) [here]"That would be 'Captain Beef', yes? If we are taking group codenames I would appreciate not being Corporal Sushi or any variation thereof."
- Abe Sapien (
bprd_fishman) [here]He didn't look like the type of guy Sakura would just randomly approach. Guy looked too... grumpy. And not like Yue-Grumpy. More like I'll-Slit-Your-Throat-If-You-Call-Me-By-A-Term-Of-Endearment-Grumpy.
- Touya (
guardiancomplex) [here]Sho, who had been just standing under the shower head with the water running down his body
"...hey," he said after a .125 minute-long pause. Keeping a paranoid eye on the stranger, he carefully knelt and grabbed the bar of soap and the provided wash cloth before slowly standing again, as if he was prepared to be jumped at any second.
- Sho (
number_crunch) [here]"Indeed. I honestly cannot be more thrilled." He'd almost leap for joy at seeing the man, if only it wasn't for his supposed bad back. And possibly slipping on the tiles below his feet. And hyenas were among the smartest creatures he had ever met. Oh wait, had that been sarcasm dripping off his voice just now? Oh dear...
- Scar (
longlivetehking) [here]Artemis himself wasn't an abandoned puppy, sitting in a box out in the cold begging for someone to take him home. He was a secure puppy. People took him for walks, even. He just wished that these walks didn't include traumatic events and zombie invasions on a regular basis.
- Artemis Fowl (
byname_bynature) [here]Instead of answering any questions at all, Badou reached over in a please-don't-break-my-finger kind of way and prodded Haine in the shoulder. Twice. Just to make sure he wasn't a ghost or a really bad zombie (with Haine, all things were possible).
"Haine~y~! You came to save me!" He practically threw himself at his partner -- and stopped just inches before he got there with some amazingly precarious arm-waving balance. "Ohjesusfucknaked. Why are you naked in front of me. I only have one good eye and now it's ruined forever."
- Badou (
cigarettes_plz) [here]"Ugh. Kiddo? Please please please tell me that you're only a little person in a big man's prison. You're actually in your early twenties and just very short for your age, because if you're not, I have a deep, dark feeling my tender heart will explode."
"And no, I'm not twenty. I am actually ten years old. Is that a problem?"
"...You're in jail. How is this not a problem?!" Peter groaned. "What kind of crazy nutjob lands themselves in jail at ten years old? I don't - guh. I don't even want to know what you did, but I'm telling you, mister, you really screwed things up. Big time."
"Wait, what?" Now Raz was thoroughly confused. "We're not in jail, we're in a hospital! And besides, I swear I didn't do anything too illeg- WE'RE NOT IN JAIL."
"Oh, so you're crazy. That explains it."
"AM NOT!" Raz retorted, but he wasn't quite sure why; he knew very well that it was pointless arguing with a guy who's sanity wasn't all quite there. None of that especially mattered when, all of sudden, they were beating the crap out of each other. This wasn't good.
"Hey, stop that!" The boy ran over to the brawl, waving his hands in futility to get their attention. "This is my fight, and it's unfair if my opponent has a broken limb or two!"
"Wha- Your fight?" There was a pause as Peter gaped at the tiny boy. Although with the mask on it probably just looked like his chin grew half an inch. "Dude, he's almost two feet on you and he's wielding a meat cleaver, what were you thinking?!"
"So? I've won against a guy with a meat cleaver five time my size!" Raz bragged, sadly without an ounce of dishonesty. "So back off, I can totally- whoa!"
- Peter Parker (
mustbethesuit) & Razputin (razmaspaz) [here]"Hey, you dichromatic differential! Who the factor are you!?" he shouted through his not-quite-megaphone. "I will take your conic headgear and shove it so far up your asymptote, your gastric organ will be wondering why there's a brand new convex vertex plotting a vector through its volume!"
"Oh...oh no, a vector? In my volume?! Is there no god?!! ...Wait I told you to shut up, didn't I?" Peter flung out his hand and a neat glob of webbing jammed into the megaphone. It should still work once the stuff dissolved in an hour, but for now there wasn't gonna be any more of this ear-bleeding idiocy. He'd web the guy's mouth shut if he had to, because holy crap, that was irritating.
- Sho (
number_crunch) & Peter Parker (mustbethesuit) [here]"We are so fighting! There's no way in hexidecimal that I'm going quietly tonight!" shouted the enraged Reaper, waving both instruments around. "I will crunch twice as many of you in half the time! That's x4 efficiency, radians! Now, it's x 2 die!"
"Wait, are you saying you'd take more time to kill two people than you would to kill four? Twice as many in half the time? Cause I'm having a pickle of a time figuring out what you're trying to say. Since when is being a radian such a bad thing?"
- Sho (
number_crunch) & Peter Parker (mustbethesuit) [here]Sho never got around to explaining just how that function worked because the freak acrobat arccot had just verticalled his entire height, landed behind him and then placed a foot on his back at an excessive velocity. Adding that force to his already considerable momentum and the end result was a rather high answer for the equation of mass x velocity as the Reaper went flying to land face-first on the rug, calculations for friction already running through his head:
Fr = μN
Fr = (Rug*Face)Kick
Fr = TERRIBLE RUG BURN
- Sho (
number_crunch) [here]"It made him feel defenseless, surrounded by people when he didn't even have his clothes, and really, you spent enough time hunting and eventually experience taught you that the only thing worse than getting jumped by something supernatural was getting jumped by it while you were naked and wet.
It'd been one of his less dignified hunts."
- Sam Winchester (
allroadslead) [here]"If I had the paper to waste with crappy "jokes", I'd be using it to smoke."
"What, the institute is suddenly undergoing a paper shortage or something? Did you smoke all of it already? You should be careful, that shit is bad for your lungs."
- Hijikata (Gintama) (
mayomanoflove) & Badou (cigarettes_plz) [here]Touya was pissed. Which meant only one thing:
He had to eat lunch with Yuki, or he was going to explode. He waited by the door to the Cafeteria, stewing in his own thoughts, but remarkably clean from his shower.
Who the hell was that Nameless Idiot to tell him to regulate who Sakura saw? And more importantly, what made him think Fai was more important than a 10-year-old girl's fragile psyche? Why the hell couldn't Nameless Grouch worry about Fai's problems instead of telling Touya, 'Oh, you should keep your sister away from him--he'll kill himself to save her'. What the hell was he supposed to do with that? He wasn't going to be the bad guy--mostly because the conversation would go something like this:
'Oh hi Monster. You can't see Fai anymore.'
'What? Why?'
OPTIONS:
1) 'Because I said so.'
2) 'Because if you get too attached to him, when he eventually hurts himself trying to save you, you'll be upset and think it's your fault.'
3) 'Because shorties can't hang out with psychotic men with guilt complexes and death wishes.'
He hated being an older brother sometimes.
- Touya (
guardiancomplex) [here]The male nurse handled him like a convict, sticking close and keeping a strict eye on movement as they made their way through the labyrinth-like halls (at least in Zoro's head, their path seemed confusing; in reality, it was the same route they'd passed just that morning). His thoughts had kept him occupied as well, his most recent battle monopolizing brain cells as he tried to figure out what exactly he was doing... in the showers.
- Zoro (
gavemyword) [here]Tags:
