damned_quotes | Quote Post #34

"One more thing. He was at his most settled here, trying his damnedest not to reminisce in front of Captain Beef's boyfriend, Sergeant Sirloin. "I've known my fair share of the nasty. So when I say I want to get to know him better--" The 'him' being fairly obvious. What other ambiguously-relationed spider lords were there here? "--I mean it. If I get hurt in the crossfire, you can be the first person to tell me that you told me so."

Finishing the spider-beetle, Hartley frowned, then pointed to the moon-and-star glitter he'd set aside. "--could you pass me those? Eh....my hands..." Yes, Hart. They're an abomination and a freak mess of paint and glitter. Everything you touch now will catch The Gay."

- Piper (

hamelinschild) [here]

"He felt someone sitting down before he even heard the voice, and Junior opened one eye to see who it was. Then he opened the other, stared for a second, and blinked several times before reassuring himself that no, the person wasn't KOS-MOS. They were way too tall anyway, and KOS-MOS's voice had never sounded like some guy who was trying too hard to sound like a girl."

- Junior (

udo_retrovirus) [here]

"You have a glitter radar?" Allelujah asked, raising an eyebrow at his friend, an amused smile on his lips. He relinquished his grip on the pot of glitter, allowing Badou to snatch it from his hands before he leaned forward, resting his arms on the table top. "Proves my reason for the divorce though," he added, smile widening. "I don't want to share you with your other love. I'm apparently a terribly jealous person when it comes to sparkly craft supplies."

- Allelujah (

tender_cruelty) [here]

What mattered was Junpei couldn't stay put in his room this night. He needed to blow off some steam. He needed to get some armor for tomorrow's training. He needed to go meet Evangeline before she decided to turn him into a newt.

Being a newt would suck.

- Junpei (

whos_da_man) [here]

Haine glared in Badou's direction, hoping that even if the idiot didn't see it, he'd feel it in his bones. It was just that kind of glare.

- Haine (

straydoghowl) [here]

"They needed to write a book on superhero etiquette, Peter decided. It would be nice to flip to a page titled 'How to Handle Being Discovered While Naked and Wet: A Guide to Untimely Unmasking.'"

- Peter Parker (

mustbethesuit) [here]

"Another of the institute's horrific lies. She'd said 'double fudge brownie' and yet there was clearly only one brownie present. Such cruelty he had to endure."

- Scourge (

happlesstracker) [here]

"People were on hair-triggers already, no need to get anybody all excited when it could land him and Shinichi as Detective Kabob. His and Shinichi's bromance was awesome and all, but not to the point where Heiji wanted to die on the same sword Shinichi did."

- Hattori Heiji (

osakapwnzu) [here]

Leave it to Haine to be a crazy motherfucker. He obviously thought they were just going to walk up to Dr. Martin Erectile Disfunction Landel, pump him full of bullet holes, and skip right out the front door arm in arm. Which, to Badou, sounded like a fucking fantastic plan. He wished he'd thought of it first. Except for the part where they were actually going to wonder aimlessly for a while and then get eaten alive by monsters, tonight might even be fun.

- Badou (

cigarettes_plz) [here]

....skilled with the sword?

Clearly Homura had never seen him try to use the sword he was carrying, or else he would never have said anything like that. Or else maybe he was just trying not to come out and actually say 'please don't draw that sword because we all know you'll just trip and impale yourself on it.' In which case, then, Homura had seen him try to use the sword, so never mind that.

- Hanatarou (

mitase) [here]

That was the other thing that was bothering him: the reason why Heiji or Shinichi couldn't talk to Okita's friend without going through him. Oi, that would be awkward. 'Hey Mom, I wanna talk to your hot friend, because she's hot. And from Kansai. Yeah.'

He wouldn't be able to walk straight for months.

- Hattori Heiji (

osakapwnzu) [here]

He double-checked the box, frowned in confusion at the label of Appleby, Thomas then saw that one further back was the box labeled Appleby, Robert, and then finally the sought-after Appleby, Herb. Apparently this was a popular name for crazy people.

- Phoenix Wright (

pleading_ngri) [here]