Quote Post #42

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"If it is a dream then its a bloody realistic one and I'd rather get moving now before I get very realistic dream hypothermia or collapse from very realistic dream blood loss thankyou very much," England replied sarcastically, reaching up to touch his shoulder again.

- England (teabastard) [here]

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For whatever reason, an image came to mind of Landel sitting in his office rolling twenty-sided dice like some basement-dwelling D'n'D nerd, giggling like mad as people went in and out of doorways. Who knew, maybe he even had a whole staff on tonight making rolls like that. God, what if they were all victims of overly excitable roleplayers, trapped for eternity at the whims of die rolls, random encounters, and the effects of sugar and caffeine overdoses?

No. No, that would be supremely stupid, even by Scott's standards. Moving on.

- Scott Pilgrim (justdoesntexist) [here]
Submitted twice!

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MARTIN LANDEL'S DEATH IS THE ONLY IMPROVEMENT YOU CAN MAKE FOR THIS HELL HOLE!

- Sechs (sixth_attack) [here]

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[Haseo has decided to take the juvenile route, ignore the possible danger, and not follow the rules by filling out several of the suggestions cards with GO TO HELL, BASTARD! or similar in red pen before stuffing them all in the box. One of the movie sections also seems to have had pick better movies, damn it scribbled in. Enjoy.]

- Haseo () [here]

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-Equipment suggestions
More stuff to throw.
Hoops. Lots and lots of hoops. Even better if they're throwable!

- Yuffie (thatdamnedninja) [here]

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(Who ate soy protein by choice? That was reserved for rat bars that needed to be so vile that the soldiers didn't eat them before it was an emergency.)

- Sergeant Taura (ninelivesonce) [here]

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• Admiral Zecks--
  
  Remember that thing you were getting so excited about yesterday at the restaurant? Well, I 'found' you something that I think you'll really like. Come meet me somewhere private and I'll give you your present.
  
  --Andrew Carter
  
  
  • ... Is this about that thing in your pants yesterday?
    
    
    • Yes! But don't say what it is, I want it to be a surprise.

- Andrew Carter (stlg13bomber) and Haseo (feartehreaper) [here]

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Fortunately, Shinichi's voice was enough to at least get Heiji's attention. The western detective looked up from his knees to find Shinichi in front of him.

"Y'met up with a member of the Ghostbusters las' night and they're gonna get rid of whatever's hauntin' me?"

Yeah like that would ever happen around here.

- Hattori Heiji (osakapwnzu) [here]

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Might bring

I saw where you're starting. There's no

Be subtle a different way next time.

- Logan/Wolverine (noifsandsorbubs) [here]

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ZEX

[...]

If you still have any good battle techniques, I'm up to hearing about them. I just don't do that cuddling crap those other techniques, alright? [Hastily added in later] No offense.


- Sechs (sixth_attack) [here]

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"My only experiences with anything even vaguely related to cooking usually have to do with a Voodoo recipe. I did put a rat into a pot of vichyssoise once to get the cook fired. Does that count?"

"You did what?"

"It was okay!" [...] "The soup was fine. I checked! It only had a few hairs in it."

"Did you even think about what you were doing?" [...] "Did you think about his family, or his hopes and dreams? All right, it's true that not everyone has any apart from a good meal and a dry place to sleep, but did you even ask?"

"... I'm pretty sure that cook found another job." [...] "Or did you mean the rat? I'm pretty sure he got up and walked away. I didn't really check the garbage can where the bartender threw him."

- Guybrush (sheepwood) and Remy (tiny_chef) [here]

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"Well, how did you escape from the Carnival of the Damned?" she asked, trying to jog his memory. She knew that must have involved something other than talking--those were some of the best Threepwood legends on the seven seas! "Personally, my favorite story is the one where you roped a bunch of sea turtles and lashed them together into a raft using human hair--from your beard!" Just remembering the story brought an involuntary grin to her face. What a classic tale of Guybrush's daring and ingenuity! Admittedly it was also really gross, but having just sailed through the business end of a giant manatee, Morgan's tolerance for disgusting things was at an all-time high.

- Morgan LeFlay (fangirlfatale) [here]

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Okay, friendly and talkative. They were off to a good start. And a comic book fan, apparently, which Sam could also work with. Unconventional childhood or not, some things remained the same for all kids across the board.

He smiled. "I used to collect those. But they sort of, you know. Got lost along the way. We moved a lot."

Actually, it was more like there was no freaking room to carry all that much when you lived out of a goddamn car, and though they used to stay in one place for longer than a couple of weeks at a time back then--sometimes they made it several months even--eventually, they always packed up. He'd learned pretty early to ditch whatever wasn't needed. Which usually translated to everything but the guns.

- Sam Winchester (allroadslead) [here]