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damned_quotes) wrote2010-08-01 10:16 pm
damned_quotes) wrote2010-08-01 10:16 pm
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Quote Post #43
"Hey, I guess we're roomies." He offered the hand that wasn't wrapped up in a sling while the nurse dropped off the trays and left. "I'm Badou. If you read anything on the bulletin that pissed you off, that was some other Badou. He's a dick." Please don't be a gay robot.
- Badou (![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
cigarettes_plz) [here]
Submitted three times!
He got to the gloves and hit a roadblock with the ring. Did he settle for having an oddly shaped finger tumor under his glove, or risk losing a man card and wear it over top? Peter scowled at it. He wasn't even sure it would do anything, but after a week and a half it was the closest he'd gotten ever to an actual clue about the place. So of course he brought it along. He wanted to feel special, like he had a leg up on Landel - even though Landel was the one who had given it to him in the first place.
...Did that mean he was proposing?
The resulting look of horror could not have been beaten even if the toilet snakes had paid a visit.
- Peter Parker (mustbethesuit) [here]
Submitted twice!
Without delay, he moved over to the door and opened it, pointing a flashlight inside. What he saw was what seemed to be a pointless room. All it had in it were some chairs, tables, and a few magazines. Castiel had tried to read those a few times, but most of it was completely foreign to him. Why was everyone so taken with some young boy named Justin Bieber?
- Castiel (poorexample) [here]
"What does the term 'fap' refer to, exactly?"
- Brainiac 5 (emotionl4arobot) [here]
Scott swore: every time Indiana Jones uttered or wrote the word "dude," his soul was split between dying of glee and dying of "this is so wrong."
- Scott Pilgrim (justdoesntexist) [here]
Come on, Butterfly. I know you're evil. You know you're evil. If you're gonna try and attack us or mess with us, then just do it! We don't have all night to wait for the chance to kick your little flutterbutt!
- Scott Pilgrim (justdoesntexist) [here]
"Who said I couldn't burn the survivors and then put them to work?" He grinned slyly - nothing like having your cake and slaughtering it in front of its family too.
- LeChuck (voodooanonymous) [here]
Breathing really sucked right now. Whoever invented breathing - wait, he knew who had. Crap.
- Gabriel (affictitious) [here]
"Sure," he said after a beat. "You can call me 'Coluan', and I'll call you 'Human', deal? Then we can call him 'Time Lord' and hope we don't meet any other humans on the way, otherwise this will get confusing."
- Brainiac 5 (emotionl4arobot) [here]
Note to self: next time, make sure your allies are useful before forming alliances with them.
- Rita (bodhiandspirit) [here]
"Fight or flight, was it? Unknown enemy blocking their way with a rather threatening looking weapon. Depthcharge might not think she looked so intimidating, but Hime counted herself as testament that one shouldn't discount women with strange weapons as threats. On the other hand, was that an electric rapier? Really?
"I want one," she muttered quietly.
- Hime (chainsaw_royal) [here]
"Aye, good, good. Now, Morgan's got short black hair, and an air o' young impetuousness about 'er."
"Alright, Morgan has short black hair and she's a bitch. Got it."
- LeChuck (voodooanonymous) & Porky (piggy_king) [here]
"Dude - Scott, don't get closer! The black holes!! What if she turns you into a manatee?!"
- Peter Parker (mustbethesuit) [here]
- Badou (
cigarettes_plz) [here]Submitted three times!
He got to the gloves and hit a roadblock with the ring. Did he settle for having an oddly shaped finger tumor under his glove, or risk losing a man card and wear it over top? Peter scowled at it. He wasn't even sure it would do anything, but after a week and a half it was the closest he'd gotten ever to an actual clue about the place. So of course he brought it along. He wanted to feel special, like he had a leg up on Landel - even though Landel was the one who had given it to him in the first place.
...Did that mean he was proposing?
The resulting look of horror could not have been beaten even if the toilet snakes had paid a visit.
- Peter Parker (
mustbethesuit) [here]Submitted twice!
Without delay, he moved over to the door and opened it, pointing a flashlight inside. What he saw was what seemed to be a pointless room. All it had in it were some chairs, tables, and a few magazines. Castiel had tried to read those a few times, but most of it was completely foreign to him. Why was everyone so taken with some young boy named Justin Bieber?
- Castiel (
poorexample) [here]"What does the term 'fap' refer to, exactly?"
- Brainiac 5 (
emotionl4arobot) [here]Scott swore: every time Indiana Jones uttered or wrote the word "dude," his soul was split between dying of glee and dying of "this is so wrong."
- Scott Pilgrim (
justdoesntexist) [here]Come on, Butterfly. I know you're evil. You know you're evil. If you're gonna try and attack us or mess with us, then just do it! We don't have all night to wait for the chance to kick your little flutterbutt!
- Scott Pilgrim (
justdoesntexist) [here]"Who said I couldn't burn the survivors and then put them to work?" He grinned slyly - nothing like having your cake and slaughtering it in front of its family too.
- LeChuck (
voodooanonymous) [here]Breathing really sucked right now. Whoever invented breathing - wait, he knew who had. Crap.
- Gabriel (
affictitious) [here]"Sure," he said after a beat. "You can call me 'Coluan', and I'll call you 'Human', deal? Then we can call him 'Time Lord' and hope we don't meet any other humans on the way, otherwise this will get confusing."
- Brainiac 5 (
emotionl4arobot) [here]Note to self: next time, make sure your allies are useful before forming alliances with them.
- Rita (
bodhiandspirit) [here]"Fight or flight, was it? Unknown enemy blocking their way with a rather threatening looking weapon. Depthcharge might not think she looked so intimidating, but Hime counted herself as testament that one shouldn't discount women with strange weapons as threats. On the other hand, was that an electric rapier? Really?
"I want one," she muttered quietly.
- Hime (
chainsaw_royal) [here]"Aye, good, good. Now, Morgan's got short black hair, and an air o' young impetuousness about 'er."
"Alright, Morgan has short black hair and she's a bitch. Got it."
- LeChuck (
voodooanonymous) & Porky (piggy_king) [here]"Dude - Scott, don't get closer! The black holes!! What if she turns you into a manatee?!"
- Peter Parker (
mustbethesuit) [here]