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damned_quotes) wrote2010-09-01 02:25 pm
damned_quotes) wrote2010-09-01 02:25 pm
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Quote Post #44
"Yeah, last time I was in here a dead lady crawled out of a sailboat painting and tried to strangle me with her hair. General rule of thumb is if it's in the Sun Room? If probably wants to kill you. We should skedaddle."
- Peter Parker (![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
mustbethesuit) [here]
Turned out he barely had time to puzzle out why the other boy was suddenly speaking in tongues when the butterfly took action. And by taking action, he meant warping into a portal for a hell dimension and spitting out a woman with more frills and ribbons than a set of lacy curtains.
Oh, hell. They were going to get shanked by Little Miss Muppet. This was going to be the most humiliating beat down in the history of his short, beleaguered life.
- Peter Parker (mustbethesuit) [here]
Peter had never experience such an overwhelming, heart-rending urge to cry. Never before had a fight he'd taken part of resulted in this level of humiliation. Ever. And that was counting the time the butt got ripped out of his costume and someone took a picture. And uploaded it. And plastered it all over TMZ.
Last he'd heard Spider-Butt was a meme on 4chan now.
- Peter Parker (mustbethesuit) [here]
"This place looks all smiley faces and sunshine right now, but trust me, it gets worse. At night, the whole place goes Silent Hill. Landel gets on the intercom and rants like a mad scientist, everything gets all grimy and creepy, and there are monsters and brainwashed patients running around trying to kill us. I saw one trying to eat a friend of mine like a midnight snack. Some jerk shot at me. There's a two-headed fire-breathing monster in the basement."
Scott placed both hands on the table at that, leaning over a bit with a very serious expression on his face. "And some of the enemies can give you boobs, Knives. Some of them can give you boobs."
Scott twitched. Just a little.
- Scott Pilgrim (justdoesntexist) [here
(Submitted twice!)
"You should probably make some new friends. Ones who won't picture you naked while you're making death threats at them."
- Guybrush Threepwood (sheepwood) [here]
Maybe he should do the all-American thing and simply drown out all other thought by stuffing his face with junk food for once. With everything else trying to kill him, he doubted a clogged heart was much to worry about. He stared down at the food.
...On second thought, maybe he'd just eat the french fries.
- Klavier Gavin (rocksthecourt) [here]
If asking around didn't work, he'd just have to go with his instincts! When in doubt, a man goes with his gut! And Snow's gut told him... he was hungry.
- Snow (heroesdontshave) [here
There did seem to be a fair few cats around. They were probably considered therapeutic in some way. England was fairly sure that he would have found violence against the staff far more therapeutic, but no-one had thought to ask him.
- England (teabastard) [here]
Deep in thought, Mello barely listened as the ever-perky nurse continued to try to sell him on various aspects of this place. "...wonderful chance for the patients to express themselves!" she concluded her latest spiel.
Give me a full clip, and I'll express myself all over the place, he thought, giving her his usual flat look.
- Mello (swornandbroken) [here]
"Mason," Russia repeated, frowning slightly when his hand was ignored in favor of the boy crossing his arms over his chest. It was the second time today. Did he smell funny? He'd just taken a shower. Strange.
- Russia (vodka_jump) [here]
Still, she liked to think she could tell when Guybrush was being a giant prick and when he was genuinely trying to show that he cared, even if it was in a somewhat awkward way. She at least saw less prick in Guybrush's future than in his past. ...Metaphorically speaking, anyway.
- Elaine (selfrescuer) [here]
- Peter Parker (
mustbethesuit) [here]Turned out he barely had time to puzzle out why the other boy was suddenly speaking in tongues when the butterfly took action. And by taking action, he meant warping into a portal for a hell dimension and spitting out a woman with more frills and ribbons than a set of lacy curtains.
Oh, hell. They were going to get shanked by Little Miss Muppet. This was going to be the most humiliating beat down in the history of his short, beleaguered life.
- Peter Parker (
mustbethesuit) [here]Peter had never experience such an overwhelming, heart-rending urge to cry. Never before had a fight he'd taken part of resulted in this level of humiliation. Ever. And that was counting the time the butt got ripped out of his costume and someone took a picture. And uploaded it. And plastered it all over TMZ.
Last he'd heard Spider-Butt was a meme on 4chan now.
- Peter Parker (
mustbethesuit) [here]"This place looks all smiley faces and sunshine right now, but trust me, it gets worse. At night, the whole place goes Silent Hill. Landel gets on the intercom and rants like a mad scientist, everything gets all grimy and creepy, and there are monsters and brainwashed patients running around trying to kill us. I saw one trying to eat a friend of mine like a midnight snack. Some jerk shot at me. There's a two-headed fire-breathing monster in the basement."
Scott placed both hands on the table at that, leaning over a bit with a very serious expression on his face. "And some of the enemies can give you boobs, Knives. Some of them can give you boobs."
Scott twitched. Just a little.
- Scott Pilgrim (
justdoesntexist) [here(Submitted twice!)
"You should probably make some new friends. Ones who won't picture you naked while you're making death threats at them."
- Guybrush Threepwood (
sheepwood) [here]Maybe he should do the all-American thing and simply drown out all other thought by stuffing his face with junk food for once. With everything else trying to kill him, he doubted a clogged heart was much to worry about. He stared down at the food.
...On second thought, maybe he'd just eat the french fries.
- Klavier Gavin (
rocksthecourt) [here]If asking around didn't work, he'd just have to go with his instincts! When in doubt, a man goes with his gut! And Snow's gut told him... he was hungry.
- Snow (
heroesdontshave) [hereThere did seem to be a fair few cats around. They were probably considered therapeutic in some way. England was fairly sure that he would have found violence against the staff far more therapeutic, but no-one had thought to ask him.
- England (
teabastard) [here]Deep in thought, Mello barely listened as the ever-perky nurse continued to try to sell him on various aspects of this place. "...wonderful chance for the patients to express themselves!" she concluded her latest spiel.
Give me a full clip, and I'll express myself all over the place, he thought, giving her his usual flat look.
- Mello (
swornandbroken) [here]"Mason," Russia repeated, frowning slightly when his hand was ignored in favor of the boy crossing his arms over his chest. It was the second time today. Did he smell funny? He'd just taken a shower. Strange.
- Russia (
vodka_jump) [here]Still, she liked to think she could tell when Guybrush was being a giant prick and when he was genuinely trying to show that he cared, even if it was in a somewhat awkward way. She at least saw less prick in Guybrush's future than in his past. ...Metaphorically speaking, anyway.
- Elaine (
selfrescuer) [here]