Quote Post #4

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"God, was this girl retarded and no one told her?"
- Isabella Swan (his_singer) [here]


"Very well, this the duty of the father, to give the facts of life to his son." Xelloss nodded sagely, then leaned forward, to be a little closer to Phibrizzo before imparting this vital information.

"You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much, or are drunk... they have sex. After the sex, if the man is virile enough and the female's womb is fertile, then a child will begin to grow inside. At first, it will be a tiny thing, but gradually it will grow the size of a baby. Then the woman's body can't take any more, and she pushes it out through her vagina."

Xelloss leaned back. "And that is where babies come from. Women squeeze them out from between their legs after having sex. I hope that clarified things."

- Xelloss (enigmaticmedium) [here]


"Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV reporting for duty, Sir! Itchy Gin-Gin says you would be a very nice person for Ed to meet!"
- Radical Ed (hack_ed) [here]


This is what he got for talking to people. Maybe the guy would like to have a nice cup of tea, share a back rub, and talk about old times? As if.
- Richard B. Riddick (teacupdeath) [here]


Leaning forward slightly, he gazed thoughtfully at Barret, laser-like intensity in his eyes. "That and I have always wondered what you would look like slicked with sweat and near orgasm. Can't very well see that if you're dead."
- Rufus (theheirshinra) [here]


"So what are you, really? Assassin? Criminal mastermind? Undead do-gooder? Magical unicorn?"
"Perhaps I'm a bit of all of the above."
"And what part of you, exactly, is a magical unicorn?"
- Farfarello (jei) and William Birkin (g_resolution) [here]


Why? Gin mentally twitched, though the smile never left his face. It seemed like he'd be cursed to deal with children all day today. Though, with any luck, this one wouldn't ask him where babies come from. He? She? Hard to tell with some of these young ones.
- Ichimaru Gin (traitors_smile) [here]
Submitted twice! Feel special Mika? ^.^


"Not to copy the Gay Gambling Bandit, but wouldn't a better question be 'who has the most complete map'?"
"Excuse me?"
"I'm sorry, that was out of line. You've never done anything to suggest that you are in fact a bandit."
-Schuldig (k4t4str0ph4l) and Luxord (clockmongler) [here]


"...One guy was dead, the other was a moron. Swell. No wonder the idiot looked like hell, he probably hit on one two many women and the women finally hit back."
- Hisoka (somber_secret) [here]


Then again, if Lord Recluse was getting therapy from Hannibal Lecter, why not someone out of Star Wars?
- Statesman (zeus_incarnate) [here]


"No time for flirting?" he asked, trying to sound slightly offended. "I find it hard to wrap my mind around that concept, my dear." He was smiling, but his voice was more subdued. He'd seen Celes' expression, and even the King of Figaro had enough sense not to push his luck that far.
- Edgar (royal_mechanic) [here]


Riddick genuinely smiled at that, pointing to his goggles. The bright side was the very last thing he usually looked at. Literally or metaphorically.
- Richard B. Riddick (teacupdeath) [here]


"Friction...friction is your friend."
- Hughes (felled_hero) [here]


Such was the power of Nami's breasts.
- Nami (navigating) [here]


Had Krauser mistaken him for a close, personal companion, Riddick's first hint would have been attempted homicide. Man has issues.
- Jack Krauser (plaguedred) [here]


"It's the frilly nightgowns." Cliff explained, chucking the book a little carelessly over his shoulder. "There are some places a man should never go."
- Cliff Fittir (gotahunch) [here]





Spoilers for Revolutionary Girl Utena Movie and Series
"Ah... sorry. Didn't mean to talk around it... her name is Himemiya Anthy, my... friend. My only friend from home, actually... since my home was apparently a massive illusion created by an insane corpse who believed himself a prince. As for the issue... she's mentioned things, things that never happened. Playing board games together, her cooking for me, things like that. She acts like we've known each other for a long time... but, I only met her a month ago!"
- Utena (bara_no_shinrou) [here]