Quote Post #48

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Was Landel trying to scare her away from Stefan? No, that was a selfish way to think about it. It was a glimpse of the darker side of her boyfriend, she knew this, but instead of scaring her, it really only just made her want to somehow try and help him deal with his inner battle against the urges that came along with being a vampire.

Inner battle? God, she was sounding like a bad young-adult novelist again.

- Elena Gilbert (lookslikeher) [here]

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Hey shut up! It's the real name of my terrible band back home goddammit! It's got some sentimentality to it!

I'm going over here to pout in a corner now. BBL.


[On a new piece of paper directly below this one.]

Okay I'm back.

- Scott Pilgrim (vsyourface) [here]

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"G-Goku!" But that was all he could get out. Blinking rapidly, he could only watch in startled silence as the the soon-to-be- (current-? former-? Stupid Landel with his time travelling!) champion of the universe was wrestled into submission by... a cat. A cute little blonde tabby armed with its own teeny-tiny set of razor-blade claws which, for the moment, it seemed intent on burying in said champion's face.

What else? Those things were terrifying! Even if it was doing a good job of masking its ki power, Kibitoshin didn't doubt for a second it was through the roof.

- Kibitoshin (bitpartgod) [here]

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His Kay. His one bright spot in a cold and dark universe. When couldn't she make him smile?

(When she was doing something spectacularly stupid in the name of Justice! or climbing precarious trees just to see if she could or kicking random prosecutors in the legs, but even then she could quickly be forgiven.)

- Tyrell Badd (tasteoftruth) [here]

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"He looked and acted exactly like someone I know- and when I exactly, I mean it, right down to his terrible wardrobe choices- but he claimed he was someone else. Similar name, an occupation he'd have, tacky business cards, the works. Everything except the part where he knew who I was because of..." He trailed off for a moment.

♦ ... the time I nailed him in a coffin for three months?
♦ ... the legal loophole I used to swindle money from his insurance business after faking my death?
♦ ... the fact that I set vicious moths on his favorite jacket?

"Well, let's just say he has a lot of reasons to remember me."

- Guybrush Threepwood (sheepwood) [here]

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Was there an appropriate way to greet someone when you were both skulking through darkened corridors late at night?

"Erm, hello."

Well, that would have to do.

- John Watson (you_miss_it) [here]

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Uninjured patient identification: Harry Lucas Jr. Disharmonious clothing indicates nonconformist sentiments. The use of physical methods is indicated.

- Rover (byhookorby) [here]

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"No jello, huh? Just when I thought Landel couldn't get any more ruthless."

- Claire Bennet (autophoenix) [here]

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Peter squinted, selecting an unmarked bottle with blue liquid inside. He swirled it around. Okay, this could either be Windex or anti-freeze. A potentially lethal mix-up if the patients ever got to licking the windows.

- Peter Parker (mustbethesuit) [here]

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"I don't know. Elaine loved me even though I broke into her house, stole her stuff, possibly poisoned her poodles, definitely kidnapped her hound, and put on a pink dress just so I could sneak into her party for a piece of a map that led to the most pathetic excuse for a 'fabulous treasure' I've ever seen. I'm pretty sure a little stalking wouldn't even register enough to make it in her best-selling tell-all. Though being stalked by her husband from the future might."

- Guybrush Threepwood (sheepwood) [here]

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A girl in a skintight bodysuit that belonged in some weird-ass Japanese pornography, not this dim hallway caught his eye. Heart-shaped face, blue hair, no visible nipples. Hell, she probably had. Hopped off the direct-to-video screen and been stranded here. That, plus the fact that she looked about twelve except efor the boobs (though that might be a trick of her height), made him feel slightly green. (Anyone else would call it seasick, but S.T. didn't get seasick. Not even on a choppy night and some bad tequila, the kind that had worms to make gringos pay more. Green it was.)

-S.T. (toxicspiderman) [here]