Quote Post #50

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His world had toppled. Martin Landel. Landel in the flesh, his lowly self had actually laid eyes upon a man so elusive he might as well have been the lovechild of Carmen Sandiego and Where's Waldo.

- Peter Parker (mustbethesuit) [here]

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She clapped her cheeks a couple of times and reached for the door. There wasn't a plan so much tonight as she just... maybe wanted to happen to run into Sasuke. He was an ally and a teammate(even if he didn't believe so anymore), she was quick to justify the decision, and it wouldn't be proper to not support him. And stalking is a vulgar word.

- Haruno Sakura (see_my_back) [here]
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"I ate dinner with Harrison Ford."

- Alaric Saltzman (deathandgin) [here]

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Blondie had been hopped up on energy like a...fuck. Like a freaky thing he wasn't thinking about because it was freaky, not because he couldn't remember why.

- Sangamon Taylor (toxicspiderman) [here]

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Well, that made things easier. He'd near-forgotten that the three of them were stationed so close to each other, given that it had been several nights since he'd travelled with both Spock and Bones. Which made this particular night kind of exciting, actually, ignoring the whole Project 2911 More Reasons To Hate This Godforsaken Place deal. (Or so Kirk assumed that's what the number meant. Maybe he was overestimating Aguilar, and only about two thousand reasons had been prepared for tonight, which would make it pretty much the same as every other night in this place.)

- James T. Kirk (doneinthree) [here]

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Kicking his way free, the monkey boy righted himself and felt something odd wriggling in his pants. It'd happened before, but he was old enough now to usually know the warnings signs before he shat himself. Hmmm. No, this was something different--

- Son Goku (boketa) [here]

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He'd say hi to Javert and Gren when his brain was less packed full of I'm dead why do I still have to go through this shit somebody make me a zombie for the love of God-

- Matt (gamingsostfu) [here]

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"Just WHAT in the blazes is going on here?!" he demanded at the door, before realizing that he wasn't alone in the room. Facilier would have jumped at the sudden sight of the stranger sitting there at the desk, but that inexplicable fiasco with the soldiers had left the doctor beside himself with bewildered frustration.

Instead, the witch doctor focused his near hysterical demands at the stranger. "Is this some sort of deranged limbo where everything has gone mad?!" he asked, his voice on the verge of pleading, Surely you must know something sensible about all this!"

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"Sure, I've got lots of answers. The price is those cookies." That wasn't a metaphor, either. Salads be damned.

- Doctor Facilier (doctor_voodoo) and The Trickster (affictitious) [here]
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And all Dexter could think of was how dogs didn't much like him normally, let alone when he was trying to stab them in the eye with a scalpel.

- Dexter Morgan (bloodtrophy) [here]

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Landel's signature sauce, eh? It was almost sad that he wasn't here to enjoy it. The guy seemed really broken about everything. Though~ it was more like he was broken about the loss of a paycheck. Alas! Time for the temp agency. Maybe they had positions for post-evil overlords.

...There was always a need for secretaries.

- Senna (windstwilight) [here]

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WHAT THE HELL. Her inner voice was screaming with irritation and she couldn't help a frustrated grunt as she caught herself. She didn't feel any different, but she was making mistakes and tripping left and right just like Naruto the day before graduation!

She was strong! She was confident! She had trained her muscles and nerves until they resembled liquid steel! SHE SHOULD NOT BE TRIPPING OVER HER OWN FEET IN THE MIDDLE OF A TILED HALLWAY!

"SHANNAROOOOOOOOOOO!" she growled and swung her fist at the nearest wall in an attempt to quiet her frustration.

A pained yelp followed when her fist failed to make an impact.

- Haruno Sakura (see_my_back) [here]

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It was just so... B-movie. He wasn't sticking around to get tinted Karo thrown on him unless it was in the shape of pie or smothered on a busty blonde. Or brunette. Or redhead. Hey, he wasn't picky.

- The Trickster (affictitious) [here]

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How to approach though... Oh, were you two meeting here? It's not like I have anything better to do and a three-man team is always the way to go! No... no, too obvious. Hey Sasuke-kun! I see you're getting ready to head out and thought you might like someone you can count on to back you up! Ugh, way too cheesy. Looks like you could use a medic. Or we could skip tonight and just study some anatomy-- AAAGH NO! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

- Haruno Sakura (see_my_back) [here]

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"Dr. Landel, you have deliberately ignored your orders," she spoke up before he could give any protest. "By authority of General Aguilar, I hereby relieve you of your position as Head Doctor of the Institute." She motioned to three of the soldiers taking aim at Landel's back. "Escort him out of the building. I'll accompany you."

For a moment, the Head Doctor could only stare back in shock. But then...

"Relieving me – HEY!" He shoved one of the soldiers away as they attempted to take hold of his arm. "How dare you say such a thing to me. ME. Do you even know what would have happened to this altverse without me?! Do you even know?! HEY!"

The soldiers, apparently, had no idea, because they took no time in grabbing him by the shoulders – more firmly this time – and dragging him out of the Sun Room.

"HEY! HEY! I'm talking to YOU!" the Head Doctor yelled, nearly hysterically. "You don't know what you're doing! I'm not the incompetent one here; just give Aguilar one day of running this place and – the patients. Think about the patients!"

The doors to the Sun Room slammed shut in his wake, leaving the area silent.

- Soldiers (damned_soldiers) and Dr. Martin Landel (the_head_doctor) [here]