Quote Post #8
Feb. 15th, 2008 06:05 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
damned_quotes“You expect me, a 4’9” bag of flesh with almost no body mass to aid me, to ram myself against that door—” Gesturing over to the said door with sharp jab of his chin he then continued, “While you stand by and watch me work?”
Precisely! It was good to know his traveling companion understood the basic idea. Without Scar having to voice it even. He would almost applaud if he knew how to do it.
-Star Dragon Sword (![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ditched_again) and Scar (longlivetehking) [here]
"Religion? What is that ever good for? ...Oh, right! The little rituals force the meatbags to congregate into groups that make a frag grenade more useful, the silly robes mean they can't run away as fast, the large windows, open spaces and complicated architecture make for perfect sniping... And when they're under the delusion that some higher power protects them, they just stand there and let me get on with carrying out my assassination protocols."
-HK-47 (arc_wrench) [here]
"We're a perfect match, in a strictly platonic sense, then."
- River (theycutitout) to Claire (claire_ity) [here]
"She's a woman," Renji said, as if that explained everything. "They get like that, sometimes. Like... you know, like dogs when you threaten their territory. Allen's problem child is lucky she's not dead, really."
Hitsugaya raised an eyebrow in Renji's direction. "Their territory. Right." Since when was he Momo's territory?
Women were odd.
-Abarai Renji (stray_shinigami) and Hitsugaya Toushiro (whiteychan) [here]
But Gackt...Gackt was...interesting. Not many extremely effeminate Japanese men claimed to be 467 year old Romanian vampires, or whatever. Even fewer had the plastic surgery to back it up.
Hikaru Hitachin (totallytheseme) [here]
"And you think I have? They [vampires] aren't exactly a dime a dozen in Toyko. Unless you count those goth people. Or Gackt."
-Hitachiin Hikaru (totallytheseme) [here]
"I have no idea why you still find us important enough to insist on hounding us with declarations of how glorious Schwarz is. You're like a fucking propaganda machine on crack."
- Reno (offduty) [here]
"A critique of this week's performance:
Your nightly rants are poor quality and distinctly irritating to listen to. Tone is inconsistent and uninspiring, often bordering on frenetic. Your occasional maniacal laughs are badly timed. Content is predictable in the extreme, hitting upon many clichés that lost all effectiveness decades ago.
Overall, I would grade your monologues as a C-. Fairly effective against the easily intimidated or those lacking experience in this field, but not at all extraordinary to the more discerning listener. You need more practice and preparation if the monologues are ever going to help construct an image of an omnipotent mastermind figure.
--Lord Recluse, dictator and now bored resident of an uninspired facility that has yet to impress."
- Lord Recluse (tartaros_avatar) [here]
“Of course I don’t mind, Yagami-kun. I’m sure you are very good with paper.”
- L (el_lolly_eat) [here]
And then he realized that, of all the inconveniences he'd expected in this disgusting place, being unable to find enough mutual points of reference to insult someone was not something he'd considered.
"You're unattractive and unintelligent." It lacked any finesse whatsoever, but there was something to be said for minimalism, and besides, he could be sure the message got through with no static. "You don't smell very good, and your parents are disreputable."
- Lord Mark (small_fortune) [here]
Precisely! It was good to know his traveling companion understood the basic idea. Without Scar having to voice it even. He would almost applaud if he knew how to do it.
-Star Dragon Sword (
ditched_again) and Scar (longlivetehking) [here]"Religion? What is that ever good for? ...Oh, right! The little rituals force the meatbags to congregate into groups that make a frag grenade more useful, the silly robes mean they can't run away as fast, the large windows, open spaces and complicated architecture make for perfect sniping... And when they're under the delusion that some higher power protects them, they just stand there and let me get on with carrying out my assassination protocols."
-HK-47 (
arc_wrench) [here]"We're a perfect match, in a strictly platonic sense, then."
- River (
theycutitout) to Claire (claire_ity) [here]"She's a woman," Renji said, as if that explained everything. "They get like that, sometimes. Like... you know, like dogs when you threaten their territory. Allen's problem child is lucky she's not dead, really."
Hitsugaya raised an eyebrow in Renji's direction. "Their territory. Right." Since when was he Momo's territory?
Women were odd.
-Abarai Renji (
stray_shinigami) and Hitsugaya Toushiro (whiteychan) [here]But Gackt...Gackt was...interesting. Not many extremely effeminate Japanese men claimed to be 467 year old Romanian vampires, or whatever. Even fewer had the plastic surgery to back it up.
Hikaru Hitachin (
totallytheseme) [here]"And you think I have? They [vampires] aren't exactly a dime a dozen in Toyko. Unless you count those goth people. Or Gackt."
-Hitachiin Hikaru (
totallytheseme) [here]"I have no idea why you still find us important enough to insist on hounding us with declarations of how glorious Schwarz is. You're like a fucking propaganda machine on crack."
- Reno (
offduty) [here]"A critique of this week's performance:
Your nightly rants are poor quality and distinctly irritating to listen to. Tone is inconsistent and uninspiring, often bordering on frenetic. Your occasional maniacal laughs are badly timed. Content is predictable in the extreme, hitting upon many clichés that lost all effectiveness decades ago.
Overall, I would grade your monologues as a C-. Fairly effective against the easily intimidated or those lacking experience in this field, but not at all extraordinary to the more discerning listener. You need more practice and preparation if the monologues are ever going to help construct an image of an omnipotent mastermind figure.
--Lord Recluse, dictator and now bored resident of an uninspired facility that has yet to impress."
- Lord Recluse (
tartaros_avatar) [here]“Of course I don’t mind, Yagami-kun. I’m sure you are very good with paper.”
- L (
el_lolly_eat) [here]And then he realized that, of all the inconveniences he'd expected in this disgusting place, being unable to find enough mutual points of reference to insult someone was not something he'd considered.
"You're unattractive and unintelligent." It lacked any finesse whatsoever, but there was something to be said for minimalism, and besides, he could be sure the message got through with no static. "You don't smell very good, and your parents are disreputable."
- Lord Mark (
small_fortune) [here]
