Quote Post #19

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That right hand held up caught his attention and stopped him in his tracks. Was that line what it looked like? Strange: so Kaiji had his sewn-on ear and fingers with his cheek-scar on the left side and Badou had a missing or otherwise unusable eye and some kind of scar through his palm on the right side. This was shaping up to look like some kind of convention for long-haired guys with head and hand damage concentrated on one side that was probably caused by their unbelievably shitty luck.

Freaky.

-Kaiji (missedfortunes) [here]*




Crap. Two kids who didn't seem like they could take down a fruit fly between them. Hell, the fruit fly would take them down.

-Badou (cigarettes_plz) [here]*




But Atoli seemed optimistic about their chances, and maybe the two men could at least protect them while they searched? They were certainly scarred enough to possibly be fighters. Ones who got injured a lot in fights, at least...

-Hanatarou (mitase) [here]*
*There were lots of quotes from this thread, so it's worth a read



The smell of human entrails actually hadn't registered until Vlad saw them himself, and Vlad made a mental note to try to consider that these things weren't usual and should be paid attention to. The Ghost Zone did have its areas which smelled more than a bit pungent, and among other things, human bodies in decay was one of the popular seasonal scents. Even in human form, his mindset at night in this place was too much like traveling there, accepting the morbid and grotesque as matter-of-fact. Don't be so open-minded that it falls out and all that, yes?

"My, my, what a terrible mess." Vlad commented to the boy, managing to sound sympathetic. "I do hope that was a monster." He was young, but older than Daniel, and the outfit he wore (why was everyone else granted clothing while Vlad had to wear this ridiculous thing?!) showed quite a bit of developed muscle. Not a bad choice as a possible travel companion, unless the bloody scene had seriously unnerved him.

-Vlad (vladville) [here]




Aside from that evening he reported having both arms disabled and his flashlight lost... no, Daniel couldn't be dead here, he couldn't die until they returned home and Vlad killed the boy himself. That was all there was to that.

-Vlad (vladville) [here]



Toys? Heh. Maybe. Some of them. The one's he'd trust Reno with. But that's not what he wanted tonight... He wanted the hard stuff. The 'I might die just making this shit' kinda bombs.

Rude pulled the knife out of his waistband and pulled his shades off. He was gonna go blind for now and with a weapon. That seemed to even things out. He moved a little faster, forcing Reno up the steps.

All he wanted tonight was to kill something and make something go BOOM. It wasn't too much to ask for, right?

-Rude (silent_shades) [here]



"I'm stuck in a tree! Sanji-san! Usopp-san! Help!" he yelped, kicking his back legs behind him and trying again to push, or rather flail his way out of his entrapment. Just as suddenly as he began to panic, he stopped dead. Come to think of it, just why was he stuck? His arms and legs (apparently) were fine so... Without moving his head in the slightest he finally rolled his eyes upwards to view the most horrifying of images.

"UNHAND MY AFRO THIS INSTANT, YOU FOUL TREE!"


- Brook (promisedawhale) [here]
Submitted three times!


"I'M GETTING AWAY!" he yelled suddenly. "YOU CAN'T HELP ME, CHOPPER! I'M GOING TO RUN AMOK ALL OVER THE INSTITUTE! HAHAHA!" With that, he took off.

- Sanji (misterprince) [here]



"A formidable foe indeed..." he hissed under his breath, but refused to speak directly to the tree anymore that evening. Provoking it would do little good now. They would meet again some other night to settle things.

-Brook (promisedawhale) [here]



"We're going to get scalpels...hopefully. Unless they store them somewhere else, in which case we're just going to get fucked." Seeing as how it was his little expedition they were all going on, Badou wondered if he should be a little more enthusiastic about it. In his defense, getting fucked could be fun or you could wake up with dents in your kitchen table and AIDS. He didn't know which one this would be yet.

-Badou (cigarettes_plz) [here]




"Uh...hi." What was wrong with the guy's face? "What's wrong with your face?"

-Teisel (no_barbarian) [here]




This was, of course, assuming the patients tried attacking in the first place. They could be friendly lunatics. He knew plenty of those.

-Kaku (not_a_herbivore) [here]



She resolved herself to make friends with this Fowl boy, Artemis.

-Senna (windstwilight) [here]



"Twice the melting snow
Pretended to bring the spring
Leaving me frozen"

- Okita Souji (notachick) [here]



He finally glanced up at the attorney's eyes with the intention to shrug, when something about them struck inspiration into the boy. "Oh! I know." Ken snapped his fingers. "Sorry if this comes out bad; I'm not very good at pronunciation."

Clearing his throat, he began to speak, his tone and inflection perfectly aligned with that of a beginning ESL student: "Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home."

- Ken Amada (rectifies) [here]
Submitted twice!



"You always owe me. ♥"

"A kick in the head, maybe."

"Anger management. Remember what your therapist told you."

"Told me to punch things."

-Reno (offduty) & Rude (silent_shades) [here]




"Here's a lesson for you kid. Don't ever grab your girlfriend's boobs without asking."

"I'll be sure to ask before engaging, in that case. Does kissing fall under this classification as well?"

-Sagara Sanosuke (damnrudecock) & Sagara Sousuke (uruz_vii) [here]




"He probably got his yellow spikes stuck in his pillow, still back in his room trying to pull his head out."
"HA. And Cid probably found a mechanic to fanboy at, which is why he's not grouching all over my lovely bulletin notice."

-Reno (offduty) & Yuffie (thatdamnedninja) [here]



"...Cute little pink thing. Like a large bite of melon."

-Sanji (misterprince) [here]




Badou wasn't really a violent guy most of the time. He believed in peace and love and sharing with your fellow man. At least, he did when he had his guns and could feed them their body weight in bullets when he wasn't smoking something.

-Badou (cigarettes_plz) [here]



Landel was just as much of a bastard in the day as he was at night.

-Luffy (rubbermancan) [here]



Hey, don't worry about it. I've got a friend back home, and she's got, like... these mega-boobs of doom. I swear they're the source of all her power or something BUT ANYWAY. Girls united! Especially us ninja girls.

As for this guy- he's Sagara, but you can just call him Mr. Boobgrabber- if he gets pervy, come tell me. I won't wanna miss the showdown.

...Sanosuke. My name's Sanosuke, damn it.

-Yuffie (thatdamnedninja) & Sanosuke (damnrudecock) [here]



"They were like a hotspot of Mello-borne rage. But the man seemed to be engaged in conversation with a young woman, not paying attention to the Axis of the Overly Intelligent."
- Artemis Fowl (byname_bynature) [here]



It was nearly black in the hall, but for a second it might as well have been bright, bloody red, and his feet raced forward of their own volition, leaving him nothing but hands and voice. The first did nothing until the bat came up in a slow, unerring arc, so perfect he didn't have to think twice about where it would be when he pivoted to a stop and wrapped both hands around the cold, scarred metal of the shaft. And in the end, his voice moved on instinct as surely as his legs had, fixing on the first, the only word that existed in his clouded, spinning mind.

"Objection!" he barked, breathless and wild-eyed with terrified anger, jerking the bat back to himself with every ounce of force he could muster.

- Phoenix Wright (pleading_ngri) [here]



WHAT THE HELL IS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND ABOUT IT BEING AN ACCIDENT?! NOT ON PURPOSE! I DIDN'T MEAN TO GRAB YOUR BOOBS, PLANT MY FACE IN YOUR BOOBS, OR DO ANYTHING INVOLVING YOUR BOOBS!

I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR GODDAMN BOOBS, OKAY?!!!!!

- Sagara Sanosuke (damnrudecock) [here]




"Great. Adult male sits down next to unsupervised minor, whispers to said minor, minor shouts in alarm. That looks completely innocent.

- Phoenix Wright (pleading_ngri) [here]