Quote Post #46

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Japan stopped and turned his attention to his nurse (where had she come from?! Was she like Canada? Popping up at indiscriminate times?) to see a young man eating his taco like he was making a point. A very important point. Not that Japan knew what it was, but maybe that's how Westerners ate tacos. Decisively. Perhaps that was why Mexican food had not yet blossomed in his country. He could learn from this man.

- Japan (osoreirimasu) [here]

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The past twenty four hours had put him through the wringer in so many wonderful ways that it was almost an art form. Yes. His misery was a frigging masterpiece right now. He should be bronzed and welded to a pedestal in a museum. 'Midget in Agony and Bronze: the Curse of Super-Powered Puberty.'

- Peter Parker (mustbethesuit) [here]

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Canada's brightly enthusiastic mood died out as soon as caught the man's expression. He froze in nervousness. Did he do something wrong? Was he not happy with having a roommate? Or...was he just not happy with having a roommate like Canada? Okay, sure some people found him to be a bit boring both culturally, historically, and appearance wise-but that was just because they didn't know much about Canada! If they looked into it they'd find out Canada was awesome with it's maple syrup, Tim Horton’s, and the kind, laid back culture, and...

Yet again, he ran out of reasons very quickly.

- Canada (flou_canadian) [here]

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Scott was having a hard time getting over who he'd just spoken to. That. Was a talking cowboy doll from a Disney animated movie. Listening back through his memories, he could totally hear Tom Hanks coming out of that man's vocal chords, too. That was just not right. Was there no media that was sacred to Landel? Who the heck was going to be next? Kermit the Frog? Winnie the Pooh? Big Bird? Oh god PLEASE NOT BIG BIRD.

- Scott Pilgrim (vsyourface) [here]

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Masaomi had too perfect an opportunity to chat up the ladies, several of whom were surely searching for their One True Checkers Opponent... and quickly spotting one such damsel in distress, he began maneuvering through clusters of people. Obviously, this was a role that he'd be all too charmed to fulfill.

- Kida Masaomi (bravados) [here]

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Ahh, to be a bubble boy! Allergically repelling the cold, cruel world, until the day he found his bubble girl! Except it was all wrong, a wrongness of Picasso-esque proportions, because the only other occupant of said bubble was a mumbling — mum! bl! ing! — Heiwajima Shizuo.

- Kida Masaomi (bravados) [here

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Of course the hospital was owned by an ominous, disembodied voice. Naturally. Their situation vaguely read like something out of the Starfleet Officer's Worst Case Scenarios handbook, the very last chapter, marked POSSIBLY THE WORST EVER. Not that Starfleet actually had one of those. Maybe they should, though.

- Nyota Uhura (xenolingual) [here]

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Canada used Fourth Wall.

It's super-effective.

Scott Pilgrim fainted.

Canada gained 8000 EXP.

- Scott Pilgrim (vsyourface) [here]

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Right so, spending most of the day by himself or napping? Kind of a bummer but nothing that should slow him down that much, right? He was the Flash: the fastest man alive! He laughed in the face of being slowed down by naps and boredom!

...you know, if they had faces.

- Wally West (scarletspeedstr) [here]

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It was hard to think of what could be weird when his best friends consisted of three aliens, an Amazonian princess, a guy with a magic ring that let him fight space crime, and a dude who dressed like a giant bat to scare people.

...and he hoped that, if he eventually got home, the League never found out he'd thought that about them. He liked the current layout of his organs as they were, thanks.

- Wally West (scarletspeedstr) [here]

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Not only did he have a hair-ghost chasing him, but now he was just walking up to goddesses and asking if they were by themselves. What was life.

- Heiji (osakapwnzu) [here]

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This reeked of idiotic juvenile antics. All she needed was for Naruto to show up in one of his moronic naked jutsus sliding down a stripper pole and her night would be complete.

- Haruno Sakura (see_my_back) [here]

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Swear to god, I am going to write some horrible Martin Landel fanfiction where he likes to wear girlythings and sniff underpants and have people poop on his face and stuff. Then there will have to be a world created where that is totally true and there's nothing he can do about it.

- Scott Pilgrim (vsyourface) [here]
Submitted twice

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The guy was absolutely nutso and could go from being completely docile to a monstrous rampage the likes of which Godzilla couldn't imagine in less time than it took a neuron to fire.

- Japan (osoreirimasu) [here]

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He thought back to all of his previous fights, and came up with an idea. What had he had to do with the Cerberus, the Hydra, and so many other enemies? Jump on their back.

- Sora (scintillatingly) [here]

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Scott clenched a fist tighter around his bat, wondering if he could score a sequel to his first Roxie encounter - Boob Damage 2: Boob Harder.

- Scott Pilgrim (vsyourface) [here]