Quotes Post #5

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"Sir!" Sousuke said, saluting his roommate and balancing his tray with the other hand. "With your permission sir, I am going to conduct a thorough search of this supposed chicken pot pie, sir!"
"Go ahead, sergeant," Usopp did his best to channel his Captainish spirit. "But my pie turned up clean."
-Sagara Sousuke (uruz_vii) and Usopp (usoppsenchou) [here]


"If you need a hand with the drawing, I've gotten pretty good at it."
"The Kuchiki clan is blessed with artistic talent, Renji. Even Rukia has received a respectable measure of it. Had you not noticed?"
"...right. How foolish of me."
- Abarai Renji (stray_shinigami) and Kuchiki Byakuya (byakushi) [here]


Usagi's thoughts drifted off the more she spoke. "Mamo-chan has his own apartment so that makes things easier. No distractions. It's more romantic when it starts to get dark out too. Couches are good for making out, so is the bed... the table... up against the door... the floor... it depends on the mood..."
- Tsukino Usagi (moon_brained) [here]


It was a little bit odd that he would announce himself as 'a mysterious priest'. A mysterious priest of what? But perhaps that was the mystery.
- Marcus Cole (zeus_incarnate) [here]


Books were for pussies.
- Eddie Brock (blacksustenance) [here]


The problem was... the way Allen was acting, he had to wonder just where the hell the ghost had touched him. It was a very, very disturbing thought. He cleared his throat. "Uh... Allen... did it touch you anywhere... other than your neck?"
-Renji (stray_shinigami) [here]


“I am sorry to say this; but other than the fact that you indicated where your face was placed and the blade being thick, I cannot make the distinction as to whether you are common, bastard, or short.”
“Unless your hearing escapes you from time to time, I believe I already informed you that I was a bastard.”
-L (el_lolly_eat) and -Star Dragon Sword (ditched_again) [here]


He was a freakin' Senior Member, he deserved at least a little bit of acknowledgment for just how awesome he was! Sheesh, stupid Newfag.
-Xigbar (numberii) [here]


No doubt Landel wanted to use the red moon and no stars to add to the intimidation that should be caused by the blood and the creaking noises within the facility. But really, it seemed more pathetic to him than anything else. He does try so hard, doesn't he? A nice touch, but it's all been done before. Recluse mentally deducted a penalty for unoriginal thinking on his unofficial scorecard of Landel's performance.
-Lord Recluse (tartaros_avatar) [here]


After all, he wasn't the type to rule out anything on moral grounds. Villains more followed the motto of "When life gives you lemons, gleefully accept the misguided charity and incorporate them into your scheme for world domination."
-Lord Recluse (tartaros_avatar) [here]
Submitted twice!

"'Maybe the institution is a feeding ground for vampires,' he speculated, with both terror and excitement, "or maybe it's haunted by Chupacabra ghosts from the beyond! Man, if I live through this, the Swollen Eyeball Society will have a field day with this... and maybe Agent Dark Booty will forgive me for annoying him yesterday!'"
-Dib (swollen_mothman) [here]


"Which meant they weren't demons (at least not all of them) and that helping the grey-skinned one would be cultivating needed allies, and certainly not a good deed of any kind. Right."
-Crowley (tendencytohiss) [here]


"...being attacked by monsters and not having his magic was an unhappy conundrum. It was like being between a giga slave and a mazoku... or something."
-Zelgadis (accursed_rock) [here]


"If only he had his abilities in full - instead of stabbing at them he'd turn the things into houseplants. And then set them on fire."
-Crowley (tendencytohiss) [here]


"He'd pass the instinct off as something hell had taught him, but really, old horror movies worked far better as a survival resource."
- Crowley (tendencytohiss) [here]


"Either whatever-might-be-there was a bloody mess by now, or it was surrounded by a bloody mess. Whichever was the case, it would be a lot harder to miss..."
-TK-622 (loyal_soldier) [here]


Realizing he'd broken into a nervous babble, he stopped himself short, then spoke in a lower and faintly whining tone, "I really hope they don't kill us all tomorrow."

Because that would be an awful way to start a day.
- Usopp (usoppsenchou) [here]


It was starting to seem like it just wasn't a proper nightshift until somebody had lost a pair of pants.
-Hughes (felled_hero) [here]