Quote Post #53
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damned_quotesQuote: "'Sorry,' he remembered a moment later, was the correct response, in favor of stay the hell away from me."
Character(s): Neku Sakuraba (![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
composers_proxy)
Link: Here
Quote: "She didn't need to shout to make herself heard. Just a little trick of speaking from the diaphragm that most prosecutors picked up in a few days. And then there was Payne."
Character(s): Lana Skye (fourstonewalls)
Link: Here
Quote:vsyourface ) and Peter Parker (mustbethesuit )
Link: Here
Quote: "Dean picked up one of the statuettes of a woman in a flowing dress, unconsciously turning it over and – okay, that was pretty cool. They totally painted on panties on this one."
Character(s): Dean Winchester (theroadsofar )
Link: Here
Quote: "Those apples aren't yers! You stole 'em from the trees, and trees give 'em up without money! Yer not playin' fair! Witch!"
Character(s): Son Goku (boketa )
Link: Here
Quote: "I've heard that there's a Kirk running around somewhere too. MUST. RESIST. URGE. TO BRING TOGETHER. SCI-FI ICONS."
Character(s): Scott Pilgrim (vsyourface )
Link: Here
Quote:
Character(s): Scott Pilgrim (vsyourface ) and Indiana Jones (its_the_mileage )
Link: Here
Quote: "To the teacher (tick one):
☐ breathing
☐ funeral arrangements required
-D."
Character(s): Damon Salvatore (saviored )
Link: Here
Quote: "With that settled, he ran his finger along the spines and pulled out the first promising title he came across: Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, by 'John Gray'. Well, that wasn’t right at all, he'd seen Mars enough times to know that..."
Character(s): Kibitoshin (bitpartgod )
Link: Here
Quote: "Maybe she could make ... a snow palm tree or something like that, since she wasn't really good at making people. A palm tree would make a nice change of scenery, either way, even if it was only made of snow and there was no beach in sight (that she knew of. What if there actually was a beach just... lurking somewhere? Had anyone actually been to the outerlands?)"
"The two sat together and built for a short time, Scott's snowmen starting to form the beginnings of a small winter nudist colony, while the girl made... he wasn't quite sure, but if she was in any way imitating what he was doing, then the erect shape she was making would probably not look too out of place."
Character(s): Kairi (kingdomless ) and Scott Pilgrim (vsyourface )
Link: Here
Quote: "When it had dawned on Sechs that he never woke up from his clumsy after-dinner nap, he greeted that morning with a less-than-friendly manner:
'SHIT! SON OF A DECKMAN'S ASS!! FUCK--'"
Character(s): Sechs (sixth_attack )
Link: Here
Quote: "I SAW MCCOY IN THE GREENHOUSE ONE TIME. One of my arteries exploded."
Character(s): Peter Parker (mustbethesuit )
Link: Here
Quote: "Obi-Wan -
Great, am I really stuck with Chewy? Fine.
GDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddddddddd!!!"
Character(s): Wichita (zombiefree )
Link: Here
Quote: "He just oozes weasel. He literally sweats weasels instead of water, he is so weasely."
Character(s): Peter Parker (mustbethesuit )
Link: Here
Quote: "'You know, as fun as that sounds, there's a cake we need to pop out of on the first floor. Big ole birthday bash going down, you know the drill.' Peter's smile was stilted as he did the smart thing and slowly and painstakingly backed away. With him injured and Jessica still unaware of what her power limits were, there was no chance they were risking their butts against the as of yet undiscovered might of Glenn. 'We're not even in our sequins yet, so if you'll excuse us...'"
--
"They had to go. Now. She stepped backwards when he tugged on her hand, already determined to turn around and walk right off but Peter was quipping and talking and it was really interfering in the whole leaving thing she wanted to do. Even if it was taking a lot of self-control from her not to add on to the the joke that he was making (She still had her feathered headband to put on! Gosh!)."
--
"'You should have kept your mouth shut, kid,' Gabriel said as pleasantly as he could manage, with the same smile Ruby had attributed to his used car salseman persona. 'I'd hate to make you miss out.'
To anyone who knew him, Gabriel raising one hand next to his head was usually a bad sign. The archangel hoped Peter was good at digging, because once he snapped his fingers the slightly taller teenager seemed to disappear, a wedding-style cake taking the place he'd been standing. No, he didn't turn Peter into a cake. He didn't eat insects, okay. Save that for Renfield. No, Peter had the unfortunate circumstance of suddenly being trapped in exactly what he'd been joking about. You never taunt a man with a sweet tooth about five foot tall cakes.
Protip: it was hard to breathe when you were the juicy filling of a cake. Personal experience. Don't ask."
--
"Peter had already spun on his heel and started off, making the walk as brisk as he could without suffering the indignity of a full out run. They were doing as Glenn said: turning around and going back the way they came. They had no reason to run-
'HHRRK-'
And suddenly the world was black and vanilla flavoured."
Character(s): Peter Parker (mustbethesuit ), Jessica Drew (arakhnes ), and The Trickster (affictitious )
Link: Here
Quote: "Both strikes hit square, adding and redirecting momentum. Rose flew off to the side, no longer entirely in control of the situation.
and there she goe's WE HAVE. LIFDOFF"
Character(s): Rose Lalonde (lovecrafty )
Link: Here
Quote: "Real Japanese used chopsticks, no matter what they were eating or how stupid they looked."
Character(s): Furudo Erika (witchdetective )
Link: Here
Quote:affictitious ) and Scott Pilgrim (vsyourface )
Link: Here
submitted twice
Quote: "What are snow angels?"
"Maybe one day you'll meet a snow angel, kid. You just gotta fall face-first and wiggle a bit."
Character(s): Castiel (poorexample ) and The Trickster (affictitious )
Link: Here
Quote: "We should call ourselves the Febreeze brothers, because it's feeling so fresh right now."
Character(s): The Trickster (affictitious )
Link: Here
Quote: "'Sorry,' Wally answered with a faint chuckle. 'But generally when I hallucinate, it's not about stuff like that. Now if a team of cheerleaders had shown up with half a dessert bar? Then I'd have admitted to being hallucinating.'"
Character(s): Wally West (scarletspeedstr )
Link: Here
Quote: "Gamzee just sort of stared as the other boy ate the bag. His thought process was less along the lines of 'wow that's strange, why is he eating the bag?' and more along the lines of 'shit, you can eat that too?'"
Character(s): Gamzee Makara (mirthfulness )
Link: Here
Quote: "I already done ate what there was to be et. Were they not all feedin' a motherfucker properly?"
"This moth, moth-er-fuck-er [...] has not been adequately, lee, fed since my arrival. I do not believe hu-- people, peep-ul, are meant to subsist on pink soup."
Character(s): Gamzee Makara (mirthfulness ) and Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill (moarnomsplz )
Link: Here
Quote: "Oh hell. He was looking at candy. Now all Badd needed to do was get himself a white van and--okay, he wasn't going there."
Character(s): Niikura Shou (oneman_onekill )
Link: Here
Quote: "'So what does it take for you to kill someone, then?' he asked, fingers tapping faster out of annoyance. 'Specific location, special tools...mood music?'"
Character(s): Detective Tyrell Badd (tasteoftruth )
Link: Here
Quote: "He wondered how well stocked the kitchen was if it came to another zombie apocalypse. Could you have more than one apocalypse? They tended to be rather final."
Character(s): Allelujah Haptism (tender_cruelty)
Link: Here
Quote: "Hold the phone. Badd. A guy who'd been madly looking for a sixteen year-old girl the other night. Walking into a toy store. Niikura stopped by the store's window and peered in, taking care to look like he was examining the display--Oh hell. He was looking at candy. Now all Badd needed to do was get himself a white van and--okay, he wasn't going there. (But seriously, how could Faraday be friends with this guy?)"
Character(s): Niikura Shou (oneman_onekill )
Link: Here
Quote: "Morgan was willing enough to settle by the entrance to the main hallway and wait for Guybrush. As long as he wasn't stopping to talk to everyone in sight or find out what happened when he put a hairbrush inside a tuba, he usually made pretty good time."
Character(s): Morgan LeFlay (fangirlfatale )
Link: Here
Quote: "Ippo was easily led away, fears completely forgotten, with the help of a pretty face. She even winked! Winked at him! Oh god, he could already feel his face heating as he soaked up her cuteness safely from behind. Even if he got munched on tonight, it would be well worth this encounter with an angel."
Character(s): Ippo Makunouchi (rolling_go)
Link: Here
Quote: "Ippo watched Rapunzel move back away from him with open-minded, but nervous brown eyes. His adrenaline had ratcheted up a notch, but he ignored the baser instinct, because a girl was not going to hurt him. That was like a scientific fact, right? Pretty girls just weren't mean!
But they sure were weird. And along those lines, a new thought hit him. Maybe Ippo was being fetishized! GASP! It was certainly possible! It usually happened to women, but men could be a target too! It would explain all of her hair and why it was wrapped around his foot!
Okay, so was he supposed to just let her defile him, turn him into an object of lust?! This wasn't right! But.... Geez, she was so cute!"
Character(s): Ippo Makunouchi (rolling_go)
Link: Here
Quote: "'Indiana Jones is a patient here? That's a laugh,' Donna jeered as she looked back with a grin. She could just see it now: Harrison Ford making his way through the tunnels that were Landel's Institute with a Beret instead of a Fedora. Now that was one hell of a mental image!"
Character(s): Donna Noble (mateswithnobody)
Link: Here
Quote: "'Step one. Make sure she isn't a lesbian. Nothing worse than being rejected and having all your friends whine at you for being insensitive for a week.' Not that he cared what people thought of him, but there were only a few sounds more grating than whining. Gloria Estefan. Rick Astley. Telemarketers calling when reasonable people were trying to sleep off a hangover. All to be avoided."
Character(s): Sangamon Taylor (toxicspiderman)
Link: Here
Quote: "Tifa turned slowly and gave Scott her most neutral smile, the one she gave to people she was tempted to smack. Scott was her age. There was no excuse for these kind of rookie mistakes. If a woman looked like she had just come out of a beat down, vomit in her hair, shoe missing, you still kept the comments to yourself. Every girl looked like a princess no matter what. C'mon, man!"
Character(s): Tifa Lockhart (36_24_35)
Link: Here
Quote: "Hay peepl in the son room
THAT WUZ THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
The tall gurl that kickd me in the ballz lets fight again okay"
Character(s): Son Goku (boketa)
Link: Here
Quote: "Why am I even arguing with you? It's like there's a muffin where your brain should be. There's ZERO ACTIVITY in there."
Character(s): Peter Parker (mustbethesuit)
Link: Here
Quote:notachick), Lelouch Lamperouge (kingside)
Link: Here
Quote: "For Pete's sakes! It was just one thing after another in this damned limbo, wasn't it?!"
Character(s): Doctor Facilier (doctor_voodoo)
Link: Here
Quote: "'I got in a car accident with zombies.' Yup, that worked. 'See? I even have a zombie arm. Want it?'"
Character(s): Tifa Lockheart (36_24_35)
Link: Here
Quote: "Guybrush had a point. And if she had to take help from someone, maybe it wouldn't be so bad if it were him. Once a guy had lost his hand at the end of your blade, become your fake husband, and listened to your last gasping words as you died from gaping stab wounds inflicted by the same blade, it might be time to get over the whole embarrassment thing."
Character: Morgan LeFlay (fangirlfatale)
Link: Here
Quote: "Columbus was the last guy that deserved this hell hole. At least Little Rock would stand a chance here, but him? That was like... tossing a puppy into a bear cage at the zoo and telling him to find his own way out."
Character(s): Wichita (zombiefree)
Link: Here
Quote: "There was a severe disparity of bikini-suitable material here. Not to rag on anyone - the girls that were around? They were all a-okay. 100% supermodel material. All three of them."
Character(s): Peter Parker (mustbethesuit)
Link: Here
Quote: "The papers rustled as Peter fished through, eyes gone round as golf balls and the corners of his mouth trying to touch his chin. So this...this was a person, and they were kissing someone, and they were both guys and this was going into uncomfortably heated details the further on he went and oh god this is still Sakura's handwriting shit he'd found her secret gay erotica and he'd copied it down in his JOURNAL."
Character(s): Peter Parker (mustbethesuit)
Link: Here
Quote: "Kirk stared back, eyes narrowing slightly as the young man finished talking. He didn't need to be a Grandmaster of Bullshit (a made-up-on-the-spot title Kirk claimed along with Handsomest Hero of the Federation and Total Patsy for Speeches about Destiny) to know that this guy was a terrible liar."
Character(s): James T. Kirk (doneinthree)
Link: Here
Quote:
Character(s): Lelouch Lamperouge (kingside) and Mike Meekins (dork_at_duty)
Link: Here
Quote:arakhnes) and Peter Parker (mustbethesuit)
Link: Here
Quote:sixth_attack) and Ax (moarnomsplz)
Link: Here
Quote: "Peter had moved on from the time travel shit to his own mythos. No more radioactivity? Times had changed, man. Radiation just caused cancer. It had lost its sex appeal on the danger scale. About time. S.T. wondered what had replaced it. Genetic engineering? Not a bad guess, though how they were going to make that look cool without glowing green crap he wasn't sure. Cloning fit that theory. Test tube babies and all that jazz. A paranoia for every generation, and the comics just lapped it up. When they started using PCB dumping or heavy metal contamination (the elements, not the music, which would just be fucking weird) or the ozone lay as an origin story he could retire and leave the world in good hands."
Character(s): Sangamon Taylor (toxicspiderman )
Link: Here
Quote: "'Fuck you, it's called being a ginger. We come in two colours: pale and overcooked lobster.' He shrugged. 'What can I say? You're locked up tighter than Landel's asshole and I dunno if you're restraining the urge to leap over here and beat the shit out of me or make out wildly on the floor. But I've been where you are now, and I can kinda guess.' He frowned a little. 'I think. I'm kinda fuzzy on what we did when we got sedated.'"
"'Maybe a little of both. It depends which one of us you're speaking to.'"
Character(s): Oliver/BadouNails NPC (damned_visitors) and Allelujah/Hallelujah Haptism (tender_cruelty)
Link: Here
Quote: "Am I on a lunch box?"
Character(s): James T. Kirk (doneinthree)
Link: Here
Quote: "The infirmary was much like any other he'd seen. Or almost like them. It was white, plain and had an obnoxiously fake sky painted on the ceiling. Did people honestly believe such things made patients writhing in pain feel better? Have a look at some fluffy clouds while you're groaning from a bullet wound to the shoulder. If you're lucky, you'll get an infection and die from it so you can join the clouds."
Character(s): Grell Sutcliffe (deadlyjuliet)
Link: Here
Quote: "Early in the 21st century, improvements in data transfer and computing technology would vie to replace the grand tradition of editorial cartoons, graffiti, and interpersonal contact, with the transmission of video captures backhoed out of their original ditch and flung into the air of cyberspace.
The grand-daddy of all of these made an entirely apt representation of S.T.'s face.
In the world of a man from a time when men were still men, freon was still legal to produce, and Music Television still showed music videos, the image held a different, but no less apt, cultural currency. Namely, that a zombie invasion was impending. Or that it was all a dream. Perhaps a few werewolves, and uncomfortably apt metaphors about race, humanity, and teenagers screwing."
Character(s): Sangamon Taylor (toxicspiderman)
Link: Here
Quote: "I'm your ferryman host for the evening. You can call me whatever you want. It's not like I'm going to remember your names either. Right now you're just Blondie 1, Blondie 2, and the Cute One."
"Well... I'm okay with being the Cute One."
Character(s): Charon (trolltaker) and Anise Tatlin (gald_digger)
Link: Here
Quote: "He studied the skeleton for a moment, trying to determine whether his offer was sincere. With no facial expression to speak of, it was impossible to get a feel for that sort of thing. That was one mean poker face. (No wonder he beat everyone at cards.)"
Character(s): Claude C. Kenni (full_score)
Link: Here
Quote: "After a while, Gant realized that someone had entered the room and actually walked towards him. How very odd. Normally, his peons at the precinct were pretty keen to walk in the other direction when he was playing."
Character(s): Damon Gant (gargantuanlaugh)
Link: Here
Quote: "Javert fixed Threepwood with a dubious stare. 'Somehow,' he said after a moment, 'attempting to acquire proper meals by consuming something even more dangerous than pink gruel seems counterproductive to me.'"
Character(s): Javert (unmocked_lawr)
Link: Here
Character(s): Neku Sakuraba (
composers_proxy)Link: Here
Quote: "She didn't need to shout to make herself heard. Just a little trick of speaking from the diaphragm that most prosecutors picked up in a few days. And then there was Payne."
Character(s): Lana Skye (
fourstonewalls)Link: Here
Quote:
- "It's official: Landel had his heart surgically removed and replaced with unwashed socks before he took this gig."
- "Unwashed socks is too generous. I was thinking unwashed jockstraps."
vsyourface ) and Peter Parker (mustbethesuit )Link: Here
Quote: "Dean picked up one of the statuettes of a woman in a flowing dress, unconsciously turning it over and – okay, that was pretty cool. They totally painted on panties on this one."
Character(s): Dean Winchester (
theroadsofar )Link: Here
Quote: "Those apples aren't yers! You stole 'em from the trees, and trees give 'em up without money! Yer not playin' fair! Witch!"
Character(s): Son Goku (
boketa ) Link: Here
Quote: "I've heard that there's a Kirk running around somewhere too. MUST. RESIST. URGE. TO BRING TOGETHER. SCI-FI ICONS."
Character(s): Scott Pilgrim (
vsyourface ) Link: Here
Quote:
- "Also agreeing: Luke should never ever ever ever EVER say his last name if he can help it. Tell him that name'll bring on more trouble and horror than he can ever imagine around these parts. Seriously. We don't want the same thing that happened to you and Peter and me happening to any more people if we can help it. Think of it as Operation Fourth Wall Barricade or something."
- "And you want me to track this kid down again and tell him never to tell anyone his last name because it will "bring on trouble and horror"? What is his last name?"
- "Someone has to, if not you.
But it would totally indulge my nerdiest fantasies if you did???"
- "Someone has to, if not you.
- "And you want me to track this kid down again and tell him never to tell anyone his last name because it will "bring on trouble and horror"? What is his last name?"
Character(s): Scott Pilgrim (
vsyourface ) and Indiana Jones (its_the_mileage )Link: Here
Quote: "To the teacher (tick one):
☐ breathing
☐ funeral arrangements required
-D."
Character(s): Damon Salvatore (
saviored ) Link: Here
Quote: "With that settled, he ran his finger along the spines and pulled out the first promising title he came across: Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, by 'John Gray'. Well, that wasn’t right at all, he'd seen Mars enough times to know that..."
Character(s): Kibitoshin (
bitpartgod ) Link: Here
Quote: "Maybe she could make ... a snow palm tree or something like that, since she wasn't really good at making people. A palm tree would make a nice change of scenery, either way, even if it was only made of snow and there was no beach in sight (that she knew of. What if there actually was a beach just... lurking somewhere? Had anyone actually been to the outerlands?)"
"The two sat together and built for a short time, Scott's snowmen starting to form the beginnings of a small winter nudist colony, while the girl made... he wasn't quite sure, but if she was in any way imitating what he was doing, then the erect shape she was making would probably not look too out of place."
Character(s): Kairi (
kingdomless ) and Scott Pilgrim (vsyourface ) Link: Here
Quote: "When it had dawned on Sechs that he never woke up from his clumsy after-dinner nap, he greeted that morning with a less-than-friendly manner:
'SHIT! SON OF A DECKMAN'S ASS!! FUCK--'"
Character(s): Sechs (
sixth_attack ) Link: Here
Quote: "I SAW MCCOY IN THE GREENHOUSE ONE TIME. One of my arteries exploded."
Character(s): Peter Parker (
mustbethesuit ) Link: Here
Quote: "Obi-Wan -
Great, am I really stuck with Chewy? Fine.
GDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddddddddd!!!"
Character(s): Wichita (
zombiefree )Link: Here
Quote: "He just oozes weasel. He literally sweats weasels instead of water, he is so weasely."
Character(s): Peter Parker (
mustbethesuit )Link: Here
Quote: "'You know, as fun as that sounds, there's a cake we need to pop out of on the first floor. Big ole birthday bash going down, you know the drill.' Peter's smile was stilted as he did the smart thing and slowly and painstakingly backed away. With him injured and Jessica still unaware of what her power limits were, there was no chance they were risking their butts against the as of yet undiscovered might of Glenn. 'We're not even in our sequins yet, so if you'll excuse us...'"
--
"They had to go. Now. She stepped backwards when he tugged on her hand, already determined to turn around and walk right off but Peter was quipping and talking and it was really interfering in the whole leaving thing she wanted to do. Even if it was taking a lot of self-control from her not to add on to the the joke that he was making (She still had her feathered headband to put on! Gosh!)."
--
"'You should have kept your mouth shut, kid,' Gabriel said as pleasantly as he could manage, with the same smile Ruby had attributed to his used car salseman persona. 'I'd hate to make you miss out.'
To anyone who knew him, Gabriel raising one hand next to his head was usually a bad sign. The archangel hoped Peter was good at digging, because once he snapped his fingers the slightly taller teenager seemed to disappear, a wedding-style cake taking the place he'd been standing. No, he didn't turn Peter into a cake. He didn't eat insects, okay. Save that for Renfield. No, Peter had the unfortunate circumstance of suddenly being trapped in exactly what he'd been joking about. You never taunt a man with a sweet tooth about five foot tall cakes.
Protip: it was hard to breathe when you were the juicy filling of a cake. Personal experience. Don't ask."
--
"Peter had already spun on his heel and started off, making the walk as brisk as he could without suffering the indignity of a full out run. They were doing as Glenn said: turning around and going back the way they came. They had no reason to run-
'HHRRK-'
And suddenly the world was black and vanilla flavoured."
Character(s): Peter Parker (
mustbethesuit ), Jessica Drew (arakhnes ), and The Trickster (affictitious )Link: Here
Quote: "Both strikes hit square, adding and redirecting momentum. Rose flew off to the side, no longer entirely in control of the situation.
Character(s): Rose Lalonde (
lovecrafty )Link: Here
Quote: "Real Japanese used chopsticks, no matter what they were eating or how stupid they looked."
Character(s): Furudo Erika (
witchdetective )Link: Here
Quote:
- "This whole half of the bulletin board is like a giant Comic Con nerdgasm. Try to keep it in your pants, kids."
- "DO YOU MIND???!! DO I PEEK INTO YOUR PRIVATE NOTES AND POKE FUN AT YOUR NERD BONER?!? I DIDN'T THINK SO."
- "I'd hate to see what my sort of nerd boner would do to you."
- "DO YOU MIND???!! DO I PEEK INTO YOUR PRIVATE NOTES AND POKE FUN AT YOUR NERD BONER?!? I DIDN'T THINK SO."
affictitious ) and Scott Pilgrim (vsyourface )Link: Here
submitted twice
Quote: "What are snow angels?"
"Maybe one day you'll meet a snow angel, kid. You just gotta fall face-first and wiggle a bit."
Character(s): Castiel (
poorexample ) and The Trickster (affictitious )Link: Here
Quote: "We should call ourselves the Febreeze brothers, because it's feeling so fresh right now."
Character(s): The Trickster (
affictitious )Link: Here
Quote: "'Sorry,' Wally answered with a faint chuckle. 'But generally when I hallucinate, it's not about stuff like that. Now if a team of cheerleaders had shown up with half a dessert bar? Then I'd have admitted to being hallucinating.'"
Character(s): Wally West (
scarletspeedstr )Link: Here
Quote: "Gamzee just sort of stared as the other boy ate the bag. His thought process was less along the lines of 'wow that's strange, why is he eating the bag?' and more along the lines of 'shit, you can eat that too?'"
Character(s): Gamzee Makara (
mirthfulness )Link: Here
Quote: "I already done ate what there was to be et. Were they not all feedin' a motherfucker properly?"
"This moth, moth-er-fuck-er [...] has not been adequately, lee, fed since my arrival. I do not believe hu-- people, peep-ul, are meant to subsist on pink soup."
Character(s): Gamzee Makara (
mirthfulness ) and Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill (moarnomsplz )Link: Here
Quote: "Oh hell. He was looking at candy. Now all Badd needed to do was get himself a white van and--okay, he wasn't going there."
Character(s): Niikura Shou (
oneman_onekill )Link: Here
Quote: "'So what does it take for you to kill someone, then?' he asked, fingers tapping faster out of annoyance. 'Specific location, special tools...mood music?'"
Character(s): Detective Tyrell Badd (
tasteoftruth )Link: Here
Quote: "He wondered how well stocked the kitchen was if it came to another zombie apocalypse. Could you have more than one apocalypse? They tended to be rather final."
Character(s): Allelujah Haptism (
tender_cruelty)Link: Here
Quote: "Hold the phone. Badd. A guy who'd been madly looking for a sixteen year-old girl the other night. Walking into a toy store. Niikura stopped by the store's window and peered in, taking care to look like he was examining the display--Oh hell. He was looking at candy. Now all Badd needed to do was get himself a white van and--okay, he wasn't going there. (But seriously, how could Faraday be friends with this guy?)"
Character(s): Niikura Shou (
oneman_onekill )Link: Here
Quote: "Morgan was willing enough to settle by the entrance to the main hallway and wait for Guybrush. As long as he wasn't stopping to talk to everyone in sight or find out what happened when he put a hairbrush inside a tuba, he usually made pretty good time."
Character(s): Morgan LeFlay (
fangirlfatale )Link: Here
Quote: "Ippo was easily led away, fears completely forgotten, with the help of a pretty face. She even winked! Winked at him! Oh god, he could already feel his face heating as he soaked up her cuteness safely from behind. Even if he got munched on tonight, it would be well worth this encounter with an angel."
Character(s): Ippo Makunouchi (
rolling_go)Link: Here
Quote: "Ippo watched Rapunzel move back away from him with open-minded, but nervous brown eyes. His adrenaline had ratcheted up a notch, but he ignored the baser instinct, because a girl was not going to hurt him. That was like a scientific fact, right? Pretty girls just weren't mean!
But they sure were weird. And along those lines, a new thought hit him. Maybe Ippo was being fetishized! GASP! It was certainly possible! It usually happened to women, but men could be a target too! It would explain all of her hair and why it was wrapped around his foot!
Okay, so was he supposed to just let her defile him, turn him into an object of lust?! This wasn't right! But.... Geez, she was so cute!"
Character(s): Ippo Makunouchi (
rolling_go)Link: Here
Quote: "'Indiana Jones is a patient here? That's a laugh,' Donna jeered as she looked back with a grin. She could just see it now: Harrison Ford making his way through the tunnels that were Landel's Institute with a Beret instead of a Fedora. Now that was one hell of a mental image!"
Character(s): Donna Noble (
mateswithnobody)Link: Here
Quote: "'Step one. Make sure she isn't a lesbian. Nothing worse than being rejected and having all your friends whine at you for being insensitive for a week.' Not that he cared what people thought of him, but there were only a few sounds more grating than whining. Gloria Estefan. Rick Astley. Telemarketers calling when reasonable people were trying to sleep off a hangover. All to be avoided."
Character(s): Sangamon Taylor (
toxicspiderman)Link: Here
Quote: "Tifa turned slowly and gave Scott her most neutral smile, the one she gave to people she was tempted to smack. Scott was her age. There was no excuse for these kind of rookie mistakes. If a woman looked like she had just come out of a beat down, vomit in her hair, shoe missing, you still kept the comments to yourself. Every girl looked like a princess no matter what. C'mon, man!"
Character(s): Tifa Lockhart (
36_24_35)Link: Here
Quote: "Hay peepl in the son room
THAT WUZ THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
The tall gurl that kickd me in the ballz lets fight again okay"
Character(s): Son Goku (
boketa)Link: Here
Quote: "Why am I even arguing with you? It's like there's a muffin where your brain should be. There's ZERO ACTIVITY in there."
Character(s): Peter Parker (
mustbethesuit)Link: Here
Quote:
- "Are you still as Yuffie-san described?"
- "... And how did Yuffie describe me?"
- "I think her exactly phrasing had to do with the word 'noodley.'"
- "... And how did Yuffie describe me?"
notachick), Lelouch Lamperouge (kingside)Link: Here
Quote: "For Pete's sakes! It was just one thing after another in this damned limbo, wasn't it?!"
Character(s): Doctor Facilier (
doctor_voodoo)Link: Here
Quote: "'I got in a car accident with zombies.' Yup, that worked. 'See? I even have a zombie arm. Want it?'"
Character(s): Tifa Lockheart (
36_24_35)Link: Here
Quote: "Guybrush had a point. And if she had to take help from someone, maybe it wouldn't be so bad if it were him. Once a guy had lost his hand at the end of your blade, become your fake husband, and listened to your last gasping words as you died from gaping stab wounds inflicted by the same blade, it might be time to get over the whole embarrassment thing."
Character: Morgan LeFlay (
fangirlfatale)Link: Here
Quote: "Columbus was the last guy that deserved this hell hole. At least Little Rock would stand a chance here, but him? That was like... tossing a puppy into a bear cage at the zoo and telling him to find his own way out."
Character(s): Wichita (
zombiefree)Link: Here
Quote: "There was a severe disparity of bikini-suitable material here. Not to rag on anyone - the girls that were around? They were all a-okay. 100% supermodel material. All three of them."
Character(s): Peter Parker (
mustbethesuit)Link: Here
Quote: "The papers rustled as Peter fished through, eyes gone round as golf balls and the corners of his mouth trying to touch his chin. So this...this was a person, and they were kissing someone, and they were both guys and this was going into uncomfortably heated details the further on he went and oh god this is still Sakura's handwriting shit he'd found her secret gay erotica and he'd copied it down in his JOURNAL."
Character(s): Peter Parker (
mustbethesuit)Link: Here
Quote: "Kirk stared back, eyes narrowing slightly as the young man finished talking. He didn't need to be a Grandmaster of Bullshit (a made-up-on-the-spot title Kirk claimed along with Handsomest Hero of the Federation and Total Patsy for Speeches about Destiny) to know that this guy was a terrible liar."
Character(s): James T. Kirk (
doneinthree)Link: Here
Quote:
- "I find myself in need of an activity to help me sleep tonight. Does anyone have any recommendations?"
- "I always find that drinking a glass of warm milk while reading something really boring helps me fall asleep in no time, Sir! Maybe you could try that, Sir!"
- "[A faint mark] Thank you. I'll try that."
- "I always find that drinking a glass of warm milk while reading something really boring helps me fall asleep in no time, Sir! Maybe you could try that, Sir!"
Character(s): Lelouch Lamperouge (
kingside) and Mike Meekins (dork_at_duty) Link: Here
Quote:
- "HI MY NAME IS PETER PARKER AND I'M A GIANT, SELF-LOATHING JERKWAD WHO DOESN'T GIVE ANYONE A BREAK"
- "HI I'M JESSICA DREW AND I WOKE UP WITH BOOBS ONE MORNING AND DECIDED THAT IT WAS A GOOD EXCUSE TO RUIN EVERYTHING GOOD IN THE WORLD."
- "ANYTHING GOOD HAPPENING IN MY LIFE? PLEASE. I'M PETER PARKER AND EVERYONE HATES ME AND MY LIFE CONTINUALLY SUCKS AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I TAKE IT OUT ON MYSELF AND EVERYONE AROUND ME"
- "I'M JESSICA DREW AND I DON'T HAVE MY OWN LIFE SO I KEEP TRYING TO STEAL EVERYONE ELSE'S BECAUSE IT ERASES THE PAIN OF LOSING MY PENIS!!"
- "I'M PETER PARKER AND WHEN I'M NOT CRYING MYSELF TO SLEEP BECAUSE I CAN'T MASTURBATE PROPERLY TO MJ
I'M DEALING WITH THAT FACT THAT EVERYONE I TOUCH DIES"- "FUCK YOU"
- "SCREW OFF"
- "FUCK YOU"
- "I'M PETER PARKER AND WHEN I'M NOT CRYING MYSELF TO SLEEP BECAUSE I CAN'T MASTURBATE PROPERLY TO MJ
- "I'M JESSICA DREW AND I DON'T HAVE MY OWN LIFE SO I KEEP TRYING TO STEAL EVERYONE ELSE'S BECAUSE IT ERASES THE PAIN OF LOSING MY PENIS!!"
- "ANYTHING GOOD HAPPENING IN MY LIFE? PLEASE. I'M PETER PARKER AND EVERYONE HATES ME AND MY LIFE CONTINUALLY SUCKS AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I TAKE IT OUT ON MYSELF AND EVERYONE AROUND ME"
- "HI I'M JESSICA DREW AND I WOKE UP WITH BOOBS ONE MORNING AND DECIDED THAT IT WAS A GOOD EXCUSE TO RUIN EVERYTHING GOOD IN THE WORLD."
arakhnes) and Peter Parker (mustbethesuit)Link: Here
Quote:
- "It's still tough adjusting to just a regular organic human body after having all that power before. Sucks ass."
- "An inescapable constant seems to be the use of the human ass in expressions indicating unpleasantness."
- "You bet your ASS it does!"
- "An inescapable constant seems to be the use of the human ass in expressions indicating unpleasantness."
sixth_attack) and Ax (moarnomsplz)Link: Here
Quote: "Peter had moved on from the time travel shit to his own mythos. No more radioactivity? Times had changed, man. Radiation just caused cancer. It had lost its sex appeal on the danger scale. About time. S.T. wondered what had replaced it. Genetic engineering? Not a bad guess, though how they were going to make that look cool without glowing green crap he wasn't sure. Cloning fit that theory. Test tube babies and all that jazz. A paranoia for every generation, and the comics just lapped it up. When they started using PCB dumping or heavy metal contamination (the elements, not the music, which would just be fucking weird) or the ozone lay as an origin story he could retire and leave the world in good hands."
Character(s): Sangamon Taylor (
toxicspiderman ) Link: Here
Quote: "'Fuck you, it's called being a ginger. We come in two colours: pale and overcooked lobster.' He shrugged. 'What can I say? You're locked up tighter than Landel's asshole and I dunno if you're restraining the urge to leap over here and beat the shit out of me or make out wildly on the floor. But I've been where you are now, and I can kinda guess.' He frowned a little. 'I think. I'm kinda fuzzy on what we did when we got sedated.'"
"'Maybe a little of both. It depends which one of us you're speaking to.'"
Character(s): Oliver/BadouNails NPC (
damned_visitors) and Allelujah/Hallelujah Haptism (tender_cruelty)Link: Here
Quote: "Am I on a lunch box?"
Character(s): James T. Kirk (
doneinthree)Link: Here
Quote: "The infirmary was much like any other he'd seen. Or almost like them. It was white, plain and had an obnoxiously fake sky painted on the ceiling. Did people honestly believe such things made patients writhing in pain feel better? Have a look at some fluffy clouds while you're groaning from a bullet wound to the shoulder. If you're lucky, you'll get an infection and die from it so you can join the clouds."
Character(s): Grell Sutcliffe (
deadlyjuliet)Link: Here
Quote: "Early in the 21st century, improvements in data transfer and computing technology would vie to replace the grand tradition of editorial cartoons, graffiti, and interpersonal contact, with the transmission of video captures backhoed out of their original ditch and flung into the air of cyberspace.
The grand-daddy of all of these made an entirely apt representation of S.T.'s face.
In the world of a man from a time when men were still men, freon was still legal to produce, and Music Television still showed music videos, the image held a different, but no less apt, cultural currency. Namely, that a zombie invasion was impending. Or that it was all a dream. Perhaps a few werewolves, and uncomfortably apt metaphors about race, humanity, and teenagers screwing."
Character(s): Sangamon Taylor (
toxicspiderman)Link: Here
Quote: "I'm your ferryman host for the evening. You can call me whatever you want. It's not like I'm going to remember your names either. Right now you're just Blondie 1, Blondie 2, and the Cute One."
"Well... I'm okay with being the Cute One."
Character(s): Charon (
trolltaker) and Anise Tatlin (gald_digger)Link: Here
Quote: "He studied the skeleton for a moment, trying to determine whether his offer was sincere. With no facial expression to speak of, it was impossible to get a feel for that sort of thing. That was one mean poker face. (No wonder he beat everyone at cards.)"
Character(s): Claude C. Kenni (
full_score)Link: Here
Quote: "After a while, Gant realized that someone had entered the room and actually walked towards him. How very odd. Normally, his peons at the precinct were pretty keen to walk in the other direction when he was playing."
Character(s): Damon Gant (
gargantuanlaugh)Link: Here
Quote: "Javert fixed Threepwood with a dubious stare. 'Somehow,' he said after a moment, 'attempting to acquire proper meals by consuming something even more dangerous than pink gruel seems counterproductive to me.'"
Character(s): Javert (
unmocked_lawr)Link: Here
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- anise,
- ax,
- badd,
- badou,
- castiel,
- charon,
- claude,
- damon,
- dean winchester,
- doctor facilier,
- donna,
- erika,
- gamzee,
- gant,
- goku (dragonball),
- grell,
- indiana jones,
- ippo,
- javert,
- jessica drew,
- kairi,
- kibitoshin,
- kirk,
- lana skye,
- lelouch,
- meekins,
- morgan,
- neku,
- niikura,
- okita,
- peter parker,
- rose lalonde,
- s.t.,
- scott pilgrim,
- sechs,
- the flash,
- tifa,
- trickster,
- wichita
