Quote Post #9

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"If he'd still been dead he just would have taken them off, but they seemed rather stubbornly attached now."
- Jack Skellington (wearyofscreams) [here]



He stared at the boy oddly for a moment. Danny was no expert in anatomy, but there was something definitely weird going on with proportions here. And his hair was starting to creep him out--was that some sort of weapon?! He could've split bricks with that hairdo!
- Danny Fenton (notaghostreally) [here]



"I doubt Doctor Landel is much of a patriot."
"Well he should be!"
"I'll be sure to list that among his crimes when I kill him."
-Hitsugaya Toshirou (whiteychan) and Anya (wishescankill), [here]



"It was not that Scar minded personal hygiene. In fact, he had always considered it important. The feline never wanted his fur to end up as a collection of sand, dust, twigs, flees and other miscellaneous things. So no, that wasn't the reason for Scar's protests. He outright refused entering a certain damp room as soon as he heard that 'taking showers' involved water. Didn't anyone knew that lions didn't even like water? That Scar didn't like water? What had happened with licking yourself clean?"
- Scar (TLK) (longlivetehking) [here]



And yet she didn't ask about those. Instead, she turned her gaze back to the clearly drugged man on the couch and posed the sudden, most important, most pressing question that had abruptly risen out of her newfound human subconscious.

"Do they serve cake here?"
- GLaDOS (2cuprhubarb) [here]



"Hm...that's no good at all. Things obviously need changing here. Haha! It's a good thing I'm taking notes on this. I'll be sure to bring all these problems up in my planning meeting later. We're going to make suggestions on how to better improve the atmosphere of this Landel's Town place! After all, what's the good in having people here if you're just going to kill them? Hurting others isn't an effective scare tactic at all, not one bit."
-Jack Skellington (wearyofscreams) [here]



"Then again, pretty, ditzy blonde girl? Probably wouldn't be that hard for her to hook up with some kind of old fart and laugh her way to the bank. If he was hot and had boobs, that was what he would've done."
-Eddie Brock (blacksustenance) [here]



"It's just like normal hugging only naked!"
-Ed Elric (lost_metal) [here]



"Mr. Edgeworth...! I..." He frowned for the umpteenth time. "I- I know you won't believe me, but I- I can take care of those things for you just fine! You could hurt yourself trying!" It wasn't merely his friend's well-being that had him concerned about this - why did he keep imagining a headline stating 'MILES EDGEWORTH PLEADS SELF-DEFENSE'?"
- Gumshoe (ham_fisted) [here]



After walking in on Daemon and Renji sitting on a bed: "They were engaging in homosexual intercourse!" came the frantic and startlingly clear exclamation from behind Lucivar. Oh no, River wasn't coming out any time soon.
- River (theycutitout) [here]